Dead Pool [346]

Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who has won Deadpool 345 by picking Linda Nolan the Irish singer best known for being one of the Nolan Sisters group who died aged 65 this morning in hospital surrounded by family following a very long struggle against cancer.

On to Dead Pool 346

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Jess Philips [12]


Does anybody still get their milk in bottles?. If so, could they send a gold top to toothy, mouthy Brummie gobshite MP Jess Phillips, a cowardly hypocrite, because she wants a medal.

It seems this “brave” man-hating MP (unless you are a Mudslime of a poof – she seems to be Streeting’s fag hag), always sees herself as a heroine. The latest “poor me in danger” moment has been caused by Elon Musk, writing a few homes truths about the careerist old bag. This isn’t the first time she has put herself in imaginary danger for opening up her big gob, and no doubt it won’t be the last as she is a self-advertising exhibitionist.

BBC News.

If she can’t take the heat she should stay out of the kitchen.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

The Rape Gangs Scandal

 

It’s the national scandal that Sir ‘TwoTier Keir’ and his merry band would give anything to go away and wither on the vine. Yes, keep hoping, you cunts.

It’s now public knowledge that so-called ‘grooming gangs’ (mostly men of Pakistani origin) have been systematically abusing young white girls, some as young as eleven, for donkey’s years. Calls have been growing ever louder for a full scale public inquiry to establish the true scale of the problem, with the number of victims potentially running into thousands, even tens of thousands. Such an inquiry would also establish the extent of complicity of councillors, police, social workers and the CPS in allowing such activity to continue, and even attempting to cover it up.

Daily Fail

I don’t actually think that it takes much imagination to figure out why there have been so many attempts to brush this whole issue under the carpet. Nobody wanted to be accused of racism or Islamophobia. But this doesn’t wash anymore. Now our spineless government has just ‘whipped’ its MPs to vote against an inquiry, claiming amongst other things that we’ve just had one (the Jay Report, which was of course NOT a specific investigation into the rape gangs outrage). To make matters even worse, our weasel of a PM has also tried to dodge the issue by saying that it would give succour to ‘the far right’ (yes, them again), a line picked up by Wes Streeting MP. My response to this is ‘bollocks’. Labour wants this buried for simple political expediency; the government has shat its nappy at the thought of alienating the Muslim vote.

It makes you want to vomit. But at least there are encouraging signs that the dam will continue to burst around the government, with the Labour MPs for Rotherham and Rochdale now calling for an inquiry;

the sun

Keir Starmer and his government should hang their heads in shame, but I suspect that they wouldn’t know shame if a shipload of it fell through the roof of the House of Commons. I call them out as cynical, amoral cunts who place top priority on their responsibility to themselves and their own positions, and who spit in the eyes of the electorate

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research Organisation (GCBRO)

is a cunt.

Now you might not of heard of this scientific organisation.

They hunt Bigfoot.?

Now Bigfoot is either

A) a undiscovered primate species ,

B). A relic hominid or early species of human

C) complete bollocks.

Now plenty of people try and prove the existence of Bigfoot.

They take plaster castes of
footprints.
Trail cameras
Do DNA testing on hair, scat , samples etc.
A scientific approach.

The GCBRO take a different scientific approach.

They’re gonna blow it’s fuckin head off.

Now as a large hairy biped who likes to spend time in the woods,
I’m hesitant at this.

GCBRO get together in head to toe camouflage and high powered rifles to.try.and shoot the big lad.
For his own good like.

Only a matter of time till some hiker, bird watcher, lumberjack gets mistaken for a wookiee and there’s a corpse missing a head and a legal case for GCBRO.

One said

” They’re rare and at risk . We git one on a slab we kin git it protection.”

Gee thanks Cletus.
Maybe you can save the panda too?

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Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

Miranda Kauffmann

Miranda Kaufmann is one almighty Marxist cunt.

Now before I state what follows, I wish to make it clear I’m not feeling aggrieved about being a parent of a fee-paying school student. I’m not a massively wealthy person, so the £9k a term my ex-wife and I split to send our daughter to a London school that she is lucky to be able to go to and escape the dismal alternatives in her state school catchment, is money I have to graft for every fucking penny and deny myself holidays for. Fine, no problem, my daughter’s education is my luxury.

But when you pay for the privelege of your child’s education (and remove one more child from the state education system that you still also pay for but which resulting space you allow to be enjoyed by another child less lucky than yours), you may, like me, hope you can liberate your child from the manacles of leftist identarian poison and grant them the opportunity of some reasonably objective standards of education; or get some fucking value for money in other words.

Think again. My daughter’s Yr 8 history syllabus this past term? Black Tudors. I repeat. Black Tudors. This is her introduction to Tudor history. A module based entirely on the effluent spouted by this black obsessed bitch, as embodied in a book by the same title as this syllabus. Turns out that in the canon of English Tudor history, the war of the Roses, the reformation and establishment of a new political opposition to Catholic hegemony, the fight against France to expand British colonial influence and shore up our nation’s international primacy, no, the biggest fucking thing that 12 year olds should be learning about is the 3 black people in Tudor times who did things like playing a trumpet and podgering Anne Boleyn when Henry VIII was too shagged out from a stag hunt.

Worse than that, in the true spirit of Marxist revisionism, it would seem that falling into this definition of Black “Tudors” is one Jacques Francis, a black scuba diver who helped salvage the Mary Rose – yep, you heard that right, for £9k a fucking term my daughter is being told that a dark complexioned frog man in the 1980s was – I’m sure unknown to him – a fucking Tudor, and an important one at that!

My daughter has pleaded with me not to go to the next parents evening and talk to the history tutor convening this afront to education (and yep, you got it, the teacher in question is originally from a much hotter part of the world than Chiswick) – but I’m grinding my fucking axe already and looking forward to some contributions from my fellow cunters when I announce my objections to this desecration of the role of educator and my contempt for the Kaufmann bitch pumping this bullshit.

miranda kauffmann website

History Reclaimed (as a counterpoint – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Balsamic Dave