Cunter of the Year 2021

Posted on December 25, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Here at a Admin Towers we’ve been chewing over an idea put forward to acknowledge an award for Cunter of the Year.

It’s been hard to select just one from a crowd of you not just for your nominations but for your comments as well. As you will appreciate there’s been many thousands of offerings to pick from.

But for his witty and entertaining offerings throughout the year, especially his roving reporting and witty riposte of the right royal idiots Harry and Meghan, we have selected this year’s winner….

So many congratulations to Ron but also we considered the following worthy of special mention :

– Dick Fiddler
– Paul Maskinback
– Jack The Cunter
– Miserable northern cunt
– Ruff Tuff Creampuff
– Liberal Liquidator
– Thomas the Cunt Engine
– Sixdog Vomit
– Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Our thanks and appreciation to all of you that have contributed and helped make this site one of the last bastions of free speech on the internet. Long may we continue – until the bastards manage to get to us.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Nominated by : Your Admin Team

Ersatz Turkey – Get Stuffed!

Posted on December 24, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I hate turkey.

The whole family hates turkey. It’s dry, tough and tasteless. That’s why on Christmas Day, we won’t be having it for dinner. We’ll be having one of my son-in-law’s most excellent curries instead.

However if we DID like turkey, we’d buy an actual fucking turkey, not shit dressed up to try and look like one, like this;

Sainsbury’s News Link

That’s right, it’s, erm, mushroom and pea protein, trying to masquerade as a turkey.

Honestly, I just don’t get it. If you’re a veggie or vegan, don’t eat turkey, that’s fine by me. But if you’re a veggie or a vegan, why do you want to eat something that’s just pretending to look and taste like what you say you don’t want to eat in the first place?

As Mr Spock would say, ‘illogical’.

Anyway, vegan or not, I wouldn’t touch this crap with a bargepole. It looks like a right load of shit to me.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Santa Claus [4] – A Different View

Posted on December 24, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

This fat fucking clown in a red suit is a cunt even though he doesn’t exist. The concept of distracting our children from the true meaning of this holiday so they can direct their gratitude toward an imaginary man is a cunt.

I refuse for an instant to feed this lie to my child. I refuse to let her sit on a strange man’s lap. I refuse to make her think that she should thank some nonexistent fat bastard for her gifts when it is Mom and Dad who work hard to provide them.

The thing that brings my piss to a simmer the most, however, is that this obese clown is declared to have attributes that could only be ascribed to God:
(‘cos that’s not make believe either – NA)

– Omniscience-He knows when you’re sleeping, good, bad, etc
– Omnipotence- Can fit his fat ass down a chimney or through a key hole, eat millions of cookies in a night, fly, etc
– Perfect Justice- The good are rewarded and the bad are rebuked.
– Eternal Life- The Fucker never dies.

You get the point.

He is an evil counterfeit for the One whom Christmas is meant to celebrate.
And any cunt who dresses like Satan Claus is a cunt too for promoting this lie.

I alledge that more of these seasonal clowns are peedough-files than we will ever know.
Fuck Santa Cunt and this whole blight on what should be a solemn and meaningful celebration and the parents that go along.

Merry Christmas!

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Useless Celebrity Offspring

Posted on December 24, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Social media and the rise of celebrity culture has only helped fuel this regressive phenomenon; the celebrity offspring. Famous for what? Well fuck all in most cases, living off mummy or daddies wealth and industry connections on little or no talent other than their last name.

Mick Jagger has managed to spunk out a whole plethora of models, fashion designers and activists over the decades. Any footballing prowess George Best had bypassed his son Calum who is famous for falling out of nightclubs with plastic orange slappers and whoring himself out to the latest ITV2 celeb shit show.

The Beckham brood are no better but eldest son Brooklyn did get a book of his photographs published whilst still studying for his photography degree, which I’m sure happens all the time. David enjoyed looking at the pictures anyway.

Not all kids of famous people are talentless wankers on the make, I like Michael Douglas and think he is a fine actor and Frank Lampard an exceptionally talented footballer for example. But too many are just chancers, parasites clinging to the arsehole of fame and nepotism, trading on any talent in the very loosest sense of the word.

Get the snip or get a proper fucking job!.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Christmas TV Ads

Posted on December 24, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I would like to nominate xmass ads on the telly, this shit really is brain damage, it makes me want to rip the telly off the wall and throw it though the window.