The Customer is Always Right – Sometimes!

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Minding my own business, ordering a hot drink with Mrs. KATG, as you do, from (name removed on legal advice), I asked the feckless ‘server’ why there isn’t any ‘blue’ (full cream) milk, but only the shitty semi-skimmed, green stuff available? (Red’s worse – just school chalk and water).

‘Sorry, but we don’t use it, as to provide a healthier option to our customers.’

Really? Well if I’m fucking paying, I would like full cream fucking milk.

‘But this option is better for you.’

Ok, so as you’ve been told ‘what’s best for your customers’, I’ll have nine sachets of sugar with that please.

Like most cafés, pubs & restaurants, low fat, low sugar, seems to be the only option.

Fine.
But, if I’m paying for this at sugar, and at full fat prices, I fucking want the fucking stuff in it.

Happy fucking Xmas.

Makes me want drink my own, now boiling piss, with a twist of lemon.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Kunt and the Gang

Sarah Moulds [2]

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Sarah Moulds, yep that hunting, horse slapping, nursery teacher cunt again,

She has been sacked for her behaviour, I’m sure she doesn’t act like that all the time, or maybe she does anyway it’s fucked her now.
Getting caught on camera acting like a cunt when your a kids teacher is never a good idea and the fact that she was on a fox hunt didn’t help.

this is kind of nice because it proves karma isnt always a bitch, some cunts deserve a good dose of karma and this horrible cunt Moulds is now eating the Karma shit sandwich so to speak, i strongly suspect she will never be allowed near kids and hopefully horses, dogs and foxes ever again.

Hopefully she is still in hiding and the people of Mowbray are going to treat the psychotic horse cock sucking troll with the contempt she deserves.

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAS0U7Y?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(Phwoaarr, that’s my first wank of 2022 sorted!  – Day Admin)

Dead Pool (234)

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Congratulaions to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of US comedy legend Betty White.White was 99 and died 17 days shy of her 100th birthday.A film about her 100th is still set to be released still.Awkward.

On to Dead Pool 234

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think you will be next to conk out.Names are first come first serve .You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken

5)Please check your names havent already been taken.We cant be arsed to check.

The “Sir” Tony Blair [25] Institute

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The Tony Blair Institute

Tony ‘The devils wankstain’ Blair and his ‘Institute’, which is ‘non-profit’ and therefore completely innocuous, is already calling for a 4th booster of the same shit you’ve had already. And a vax taskforce. And to ‘cajole’ the unjabbed. And a thorough vax pass system.

I don’t really care what his bellendry institute says. My point is, why the fuck does this shit even exist? Who is funding it? Why? And what skin in the game does he have anyway!

Should be investigated for corruption, then the doors welded shut with him his fucking repugnant family inside, and carpet bombed into oblivion.

Link to some shit about Blair and his big mouth.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty

(Notice. Since processing this Nom just over a week ago, we now learn the cunt has become a Knighted Cunt. Given that this nom is about to go live in the next hour, you may as well include his knighthood for a cunting as well and save the bother of creating a new Tony Blair nom just for that. Cheers – Day Admin)

Wee Jimmy Krankie’s (23) Hogmanay Greet

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“Here’s tae uz, wha’s like uz? Gey few, an’ they’re aw deid”.

“Aye, et’s yer Beloved Leadur an’ Furst Minestur Nic’la Sturgeon here, or ‘Oor Nic’la’ as ah ken youse aw like tae call me”.

“Anyhoo, youse ‘ave aw had yer Chrismuss like ah said, but wi’ yon Omnipresent beasty aboot, did youse aw gae canny like youse were telt? Naw. Ah telt youse tae tek care an’ thet, but youse wuz aw oot an’ aboot, weren’t yez, at th’ fitba’, shawpin’ an’ doon the bar bevvyin’ an’ stuff. Noo the wee beasty’s a’ over th’ place like shite aff av a shovel, an’ et’s all youse fault, so et tis”.

“So noo, ah’m tellin’ youse thet yer can ferget aboot Hawgmanay, so yer can. Fae Bawksin Day onnards, new regalashuns is in fae three weeks or mair. Hawgmanay celebratin’ is aff, so there’ll be nay meetin’ an’ greetin’ up th’ toon an tha’. Croods a’ any ootdayer do is limited tae five hunnerd, so the Auld Firm game an’ Hibees agin’ th’ Jam Tarts can gae whistle. Ef youse is gaein’ oot for a drenk o’ ah bite, th’ bar can onny serve aff av th’ table, an’ youse ‘ad better keep yer distance an’ aw”.

“Ah’m tellin’ youse noo, there’ll be nay enjoyin’ yersel’ this Hawgmanay. Ef youse dinnae dee whut yer telt this time an’ stay indoors, ah’ll ‘ave th’ poliss roond yer hoose at three in th’ mornin’, an’ they’ll drag yer roond here so ah can get ma foot right up th’ crack o’ yer erse”.

“Reet that’s youse aw telt, so aw thet remains is fer me tae wesh youse an’ yers ah guid, prosperous, but above aw, a HAPPY an’ HEALTHY New Year, jus’ as ah’m sure youse aw had in 2021”.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee