Michael Fabricant M.P. [3]

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Hi my all fellow cunter’s best wishes to you all.

I’m sorry with all the terrible news about Ukraine being shelled by that cunt mad Vlad. But Micheal Fabricant MP is doing in my swede in on SKY News giving his utterly useless opinion about it to the Nation. Maybe it is something to do with the fact that I started losing my hair on my head at just 24 years old and am now a proud confident ‘Slap Head’ some twenty years on. Which of course means that whenever it is my misfortune to see the the aforementioned MP, I simply cannot take whatever he says seriously because of my unwavering conviction that the guy is hiding his bald pate behind a ridiculous looking blonde wig!

I ask you all with all honesty ‘Who has got hair like that! except maybe the very Donald himself no less granted. If your Dad and your two Grandad’s are Baldies by the time you are a six year old boy growing up, then you shouldn’t be surprised I’m afraid, to find yourself follicly challenged in later life. No matter. The question then becomes “Whatever can I do about this unenviable turn of events” The answer, after much deep thought and consideration my friends is this. Micheal Fabricant MP my dear boy! Ditch that Awful Wig and get you’re hair shaved off and stop talking, like most of your ilk do, about stuff you patently know nothing about.

You Cunt. xx

Nominated by: Baldieboyz

Rishi Sunak [6]

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Here we go again, Rishi Sunak the “tax cutting chancellor” who has overseen taxation reaching unprecedented levels of pain. The Chancellor who is happy to be part of a government that is shortly going to screw the UK permanently into the ground with their absurd Net Zero policies (which nobody voted for incidentally). He is “going to help the plebs” by cutting 5p off Fuel Duty. FIVE PENCE. Think about it. With fuel prices having increased by at least an extra 50 pence a litre he’s raking in an extra 10p/litre on VAT alone. That’s 10p more than the cunt was taking before and he has the audacity to offer 5p off Fuel Tax to “help”.

Did you know that you pay VAT on top of Fuel Tax itself? Fuel Tax itself is 58p a litre. The VAT on top of this tax (the “tax on a tax” ) is 10 pence. That’s 10 pence of unjustified tax that was already being paid BEFORE fuel prices went crazy.

So why talk about 5p off? I can only think it came from the Government’s massive “virtue signaling department” (this has to be big they do so much of it). “Listen, we’re taking in an extra 10p on VAT so let’s pretend we’re cutting Fuel Duty by 5p and look good. The plebs are so stupid they’ll never notice they are being royally fucked over. And, besides, nobody wants to vote for “the other lot”, we don’t have any opposition [rubs hands].”

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/rishi-sunak-to-cut-fuel-duty-to-ease-cost-of-living-crisis-mhlzhsxfq

Listen, there are local elections coming up in May. Whatever you do don’t vote for any cunt allied to a conservative badge. If there is nobody else you want to vote for then please still vote but spoil your ballot. There are websites out there telling you how to do this or, in the spirit of this website, simply write “all cunts” across it.

FFS?

https://news.sky.com/story/petrol-prices-will-a-cut-in-fuel-duty-make-a-difference-12572097
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Nominated by: Mikdys

Seconded by Spanky Mc Spank with this:

I’ll seconmd this one, what a fucking farce from the government of comedy.

Rishi the billionaire chancellor is going to cut five pence from a litre of fuel that will then be instantly grabbed by the retailers by a price increase….market forces etc will be quoted. Hell, they will probably add on more than the shilling good old “British” Rishi will take off.

It really is an eye watering shame we do not have a strong, realistic opposition at the moment becuase this lot of are a bunch of foul smelling anal discharge. Are Labour talking about the cost of living? fuel prices? food prices?….nope, they are obsessed with what “defines” a woman, race, spongers and gazing at their own champange navels.

Cunts the lot of them, we should have a lynching of all thse overpaid cunts.

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe [3]

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She’s back!!

The Iranian woman with a British passport has only been back 5 minutes, Vaseline Ziigy Ratarse has taken the opportunity in a press conference to slag off the British Government.
She should have been ‘home’ 6 years ago but the British Government failed to get her released, no mention of the fact that Iran doesn’t recognise her British citizenship and as far as they are concerned she is Iranian (#metoo).

Didn’t think of slagging off the government while she was struck in Iran and quite happy that WE the British taxpayer have shelled out £400 million to get her out.

Well, here is my idea, strip the ungrateful bitch of her British citizenship and ship her back to the Ayatollah.

Cunt!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60819018
Sly News Link.

Nominated by: Sick of it

Nicola Sturgeon [28]

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On International Wimminz Day (8th March for some random reason I don’t know about) Wee Jimmy apologises for the 4000 people ( mostly wimminz) in Jockland who were accused of witchcraft in the 16th and 17th centuries.

Fuck me sideways with a bunch of fucking carrots!! Is this fucking bitch fucking serious? This can’t be real. Tell me I am dreaming this shit. We’re on the edge of WW3 and this moron is crying about cunts who have been dead for fucking centuries! Somebody wake me up from this fucking nightmare for fucks sake!

Daily Fail Link.
(Link kindly provided by Everyonesacunt and CuntyMort)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Romany Gypsies

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Wales Online News Link.

Romany Gypsies playing the fucking victims is a cunt, see above.

You live somewhere nice, rural, quiet and before you know it there’s horses appeared in a field, or a caravan/ caravans, then the land is sold and then your nightmare starts, your local pub becomes a no go zone, and then all sorts of problems start and on it goes.

Then you have an innocent guy, who would never hurt a fly, has never ripped anyone off in his life and I’m sure there’s loads of other things he’s never done, was somewhere else at the time with witnesses and so on and so on, goes on the news bleating about how hard life is, how they cant understand why people don’t welcome them with open arms, how its everyone else’s fault, how they get a raw deal, how/why they will never get planning permission, and the best bit is how they are victims and they are so misunderstood, plod usually don’t want to know.

The place always ending up looking like a scene from snatch and you cant sell your house and move…..

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