Nothing boils my piss much more than the “woe is me” bullshit of cunts abroad, who believe laws of other countries are merely for the “local population” and think the “you can’t do that, I’m British” line will cut the mustard.

From the man sentenced to lashes for making alcohol in some Middle Eastern shithole, then cunts who try to get out of being hanged for drug smuggling in Singapore. I say thank fuck there are still countries that enforce punishments for crimes. Maybe Abdul, Rastus and Pavlov, would think twice about “refuging” in Blighty if we had proper punishments to fit the crime.

As someone who spent 37 years in Rhodesia, I know that following laws and customs is the done thing if you don’t want to end up doing the “Spandau Ballet” or having a back that looks like you’ve been lying on a George Forman grill. Fuck these expat law breakers. Throw the fucking book at them, so the cunts think twice before doing it again (after a thorough sjamboking of course!!!)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Graham Linehan is a television writer behind programmes such as Father Ted YouTube LinkThe IT Crowd and Black Books but is probably more well-known today as being the victim of a vindictive trial by social media campaign that has cost him his career, reputation and marriage.

His ‘crimes’? To voice scepticism over gender self-identification , puberty blockers for children, lottery funding for Mermaids, the children’s transgender charity, to open clinics around the country and the erosion of women’s rights and spaces.

It started pretty innocuous, handbags with transbender ‘activists’ on Twitter, then just snowballed from then on. Police called for allegations of “transphobia”, being doxed and having his home address made public and then coming after his career, civil legal action followed. Friends stopped calling or ghosted him on social media, TV companies, producers and agents wouldn’t take his calls and marriage eventual breakup .He was even offered £200,000 to walk away from Father Ted the Musical because he was considered so toxic it was felt they wouldn’t get financing.

This Kafkaesque nightmare started because of an unhinged minority on Twitter couldn’t except their ideology being challenged and Linehan meekly fucking off as many have done before.

The Spectator Link

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Slug and snails, and…

Imagine my surprise when I read this.

https://www.countryliving.com/uk/homes-interiors/gardens/a39606324/slug-pellets-banned-uk/

Nothing in the press or on TV, just ” banned”. I thought it was an April Fool, but no, it’s really real.

Now, I’m not much of a gardener, benign neglect seems to work. I don’t bother them and they don’t bother me.

My front gardens lovely ( stop sniggering) but all I do is remove the cat shit and lop the twiggy bits off every so often. The back is mainly grass and a few pots which Sis sorts on her weekly visits, but the side return has a couple of plants, put there by my late partner, and a slug magnet.

If I can’t put the blue pellets down, what do I do? Advice on line is put a piece of cardboard down, slugs and snails go under it for shade, then lift it and dispose. How? And, who wants shitty bits of cardboard all over?

Maybe I should buy a flamethrower.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest