Bird poo ruined my holiday!

A full Victor Meldrew “I don’t believe it” cunting for this total Karen.

Metro News Link

She goes on holiday, in a lakeside cabin, and complains about goose crap on the patio area, which is set as an outdoor eating space, not a toddlers playground. Then when it’s cleaned complains that bleach and water were used, making the area unsafe for her 16 week old baby and two year old to play on.

Yeah, right!

Will there be a follow up about all the fox/badger/hedgehog/squirrel shit in the grass? Which wasn’t vacuumed/disinfected to her satisfaction?
What a cunt! What a blatant attempt to get money back.

Stay in Croydon, you daft twat!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Emergency cunting for two-faced MPs.

Seems that these cunts can claim expenses on any energy used at their London and/or constituency homes. In other words they don’t have to worry about the massive price hikes for electric/gas/petrol that the rest of the country is having to tolerate and will have to tolerate for the foreseeable future!

The Telegraph link below shows a number of prominent MPs who have claimed back many thousands of pounds in energy bills and yet no one seems to give a shit, not least the MPs themselves or the so-called government watchdog – The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority – who decides on ministerial salaries and expenses.

OFGEM announced yesterday that the Price Cap would rise by another 80% from October 1st, with another 40%+ rise projected in January. This will be absolutely devastating for a vast majority of people – except for the rich, the virtue-signalling celebs and the political establishment – all of whom constantly whine about nasty old fossil fuels and the wonderful benefits of Net Zero and how we must all make sacrifices for future generations and saving the planet.

But since all of these entitled cunts can use as much gas, water, electric and petrol as they want without having to watch the pennies, I just wonder if they follow their own diktats?

Well as we all know they don’t because the good old Taxpayer will be there to bail them out again and again and again. In other words they can:-

• Drive thousands of miles up and down the country pontificating about climate change,
• Jet around the world ditto,
• Heat every room in their constituency home without a care,
• Use as much electric in their homes ditto,
• Water their gardens despite hose-pipe bans,
• Stuff their faces on as much gastro food  and booze as they want,
• Inflation-proof index linked pensions
• Buying hugely expensive wallpaper – courtesy of Carrie-Antoinette Johnson

Basically they’re doing all the things they’re telling the Great Unwashed not to do, just so long as they’re not footing the bill or making those very same sacrifices themselves.

This is just another example of the class divisions between the Establishment and the Masses, with the former totally out of touch with the realities of their myopic decision-making is having on the latter.

Telegraph News Link

If paywalled use this link https://12ft.io/

Nominated by: Technocunt

(We have a separate nom regarding domestic energy costs due to go live very soon – Day Admin)

Yes, yes, I know he’s an easy target, but fuck me doesn’t he bring it on himself?

Lewis Hamilton.

Apparently Hamilton is recently quoted as saying “the most upsetting call that I think I’ve ever had”, says Lewis Hamilton.

Hmmm….what could that be I wonder? I’ve had some really upsetting calls in my life, like when my father died at a young 67, or my little brother passing away at only 34 leaving his wife and a 3 and 4 year old without a father. These were and still are fucking upsetting- probably some of the worse calls you can ever get- yes?

So what was so ‘upsetting’ about Hamiltons call he received I hear you ask? Mum or dad dies, spaccy stupid little brother wrapped his touring car around a tree…..his dog Roscoe gone back to eating meat, putting on weight and losing his £500 modelling contract? Nope, none of those:

It was- ‘Turning down a role as a fighter pilot in Tom Cruise film Top Gun: Maverick’ Apparently, ‘he had to pull out because filming took place during the Formula 1 season’

Fuck me, you narcissistic blick cunt!

Words alone, cannot convey on here, what a cuntish thing to say.

All I can say is you, sir are a cunt of the highest order, and I hope one day you DO receive a call like I’ve had in the past, and it will put your little melodrama into perspective.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

Can I give for your consideration one Sadiq Khan, mayor of Stabistan and well known and loved by all.

”Sadiq Khan blames cost of living crisis for London crimewave”

Yes, the black fucker who stabbed an old man in his mobility scooter was forced into it by rising prices. The trainee architects and all round good eggs stabbing and shooting, seemingly at will, are worried about their gas bills.

Fuck all to do with an out of control violent shithole with a cunt for a mayor and a fucking useless police force. Fuck all to do with cries of racism, innit, every time a copper tries to enforce or uphold the law where effniks are involved. Fuck all to do with the the incompetence of the late lamented Cressida’s Dick. Fuck all to do with a culture of drugs, single mothers and knives. Fuck all to do with uncontrolled 3rd world immigration.

It was the cost of living what done it.

Sadiq Khan. A complete cunt, voted for by complete cunts to rule over complete cunts.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(The stabbings at the Notting Hill Carnival were due to the CoL, unless the murderers were white of course  – Day Admin)

And seconded by: Chuff Chugger

Seconded by me for this.

Transportextra News Link

£12.50 per day if your car is a classic or an old banger and all you can afford, but isn’t ULEZ compliant. CUNT.

To make matters worse…..where London has expanded so much over the last 20 years, this ULEZ zone can take in parts of North Kent…….living in certain areas of Dartford in Kent..then fuck you- you are now in a ULEZ zone and this cunt want £12.50 per day fine for using your ten year old mondeo which you go to work in to stack shelves at Tescos. More people will join the benefits lifestyle choice this country has to offer, as it wouldn’t be worth going to work if you have to pay ULEZ on top of your other costs.