is a cunt.

This will be a future star of the site,

Currently know as “Your Party” until its future spectacular launch, behold

The manifesto is in line with global equality and peace, sharing the love with the disenfranchised at the expense of the ones who worked.

I can only say having witnessed this myself, that he must have taken shit loads of drugs when he was young to twist his perception so much (and he fucked Diana, which again takes an extremely warped mind to contemplate, let alone execute)
You have been warned, coming soon X formerly known as “Your Party”.

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Nominated by Lord Benny.

More on the magic grandpa below from Ron Knee.

I got out of bed this morning filled with a compulsion to give good ol’ Magic Grandpa another cunting, for no other reason than like a bluebottle or a haemorrhoid, he’s a really annoying twat who won’t go away. ‘A fart in a colander’, as the wife puts it.

Now you’d think that at his time of life, the moribund old Trot would be looking to put his feet up with a nice mug of Horlicks and his copy of ‘The Socialist Worker’ for company, but not old Jezbollah, oh dear me no. He’s only looking to form a new hard left party with his new bestest mate Zara Currant; ‘The Fruit and Nut Party’ as wags have termed it. They don’t seem to have any policies in place yet but I think we can hazard a guess; anti-capitalist, anti-American, anti-Israel, pro-Hamas, pro-migration, tax the rich… Give us a fucking break.

So there he is, an old style, unrepentant commie social justice warrior, still doing his now legendary imitation of old man Steptoe, with his persistent miserable, sour demeanour. And when he’s not looking as though somebody’s just stamped on his bunion, he has that unnerving supercilious smirk on his kisser which makes it eminently punchable.

You can just hear the chants of ‘oooooh Jeremy Corbyn’ ringing out from his little groups of green-haired rent-a-crowd supporters, all armed with their little, easily recognisable Socialist Worker placards. Fucking planks.

Do us a favour Grandpa, just retire to Gaza, and take Currant with you, and Flabbott the Hutt while you’re at it. I’d be eternally grateful if I never had to see or hear from you again.

is a cunt.

Imagine my shock when I read this lovely tale from our capital city..

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It appears,heaven forbid,that some people don’t get on well with one another,perhaps emotions run a touch high and they end up having a bit of a falling out..

Involving machete mayhem,murder and the inevitable lengthy and vastly expensive investigation and trial,all apparently,at first glance,almost exclusively involving foreign criminals..

But no,such is the vibrancy of the culture in London,they are apparently British.

Not to me they aren’t,they look like escapees from a prison in Angola and deserve the full treatment.

No more “ankle tags”,just hang the cunts.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

In recent times if you mention the names Gregg Wallace and John Torode at a BBC executive he will look at you as a Bishop might if you were advocating sin. They are, according to the BBC, nasty disgusting privets and the will never darken their doors again.

Except there is a slight problem: before the naughty duo got their marching orders, they had recorded last year yet another boring series of Masterchief (oh for the days of live TV when that wasn’t possible) and the BBC don’t want to waste their money (or our money) so they are going to show it. Just to back them up in seems some of wimminz who complained about their behaviour also want it shown. It would be an “insult” to them if it were not.

Now I would suggest these ladies were not nearly as offended as they pretended to be, and so still want whats left of their 15 minutes of fame.

I was at school at a time when abuse by teachers – physical, mental, and sadly, sometimes, sexual was rife. I remember not long after I left the PT Master served 18 months inside for being a dirty fucker in a public lavatory. Had our bastards been recorded off duty so to speak, I wouldn’t have wanted to see a broadcast of it, or them. I never saw one of them again from the day I left as for Masterprats – perhaps one of them said “fuck” in front of a woman, or called a cameraman a poof and that raised their hackles, but they and the BBC can’t have it both ways. As both have been sacked, either what they said and did was beyond the pale, or it wasn’t, so as it is therefore deemed fit for broadcast, I would say that the BBCs outrage was a sham, and sweet fuck all about nothing, as Shakespeare so nearly said.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.