Keir Starmer (30)

is a cunt.

Sorry but this whey-faced closet case is deserving yet another nomination. Not only is he hugger mugger with a load of buggers in his cabinet. With his vacuous grin and grandad dark framed glasses, he looks like he DOES piss and shit himself if he sneezes or laughs – gaga in a Bidenesque way but much earlier.

Now the old fucker has jumped on the Scottish bandwagon by celebrating Burns night. Bad enough, in the same way he sort of implies he is Kosher because he married a Jewish woman, to gain brownie points and votes, now he is a token Jock, afet the tartan vote, he decided that it would be so right on and Labourite to pose with a fucking drag queen. Not any old poofter but one who has verbally attacked J.K. Rowling, for her perfectly sane views that these old quares are just men dressing up.

Why doesn’t this incipient bum boy just come out of the closet:

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Trump Derangement Syndrome

I am not the fucker’s biggest fan but:-

”Elon Musk’s gesture at Trump rally draws scrutiny”

Yes, a bit of arm waving and heart touching (see attached video) apparently makes Musk Goebbels to Trump’s Hitler.

And then we get the mealy mouthed vicaress or whatever the fuck she is saying:-

‘have mercy’ on LGBT+ community and immigrants’

Fuck me he has stated there are only 2 genders and that he wants illegals out. I didnt think he was proposing a Holocaust.

These morons only reinforce Trump’s stance but are too fucking stupid to realise it.

Sky news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

David Milliband [3]


As if it is not bad enough that we have Bernie Winters in the cabinet (with Dirty Ange as the dog), it seems his oh-so-serious brother Mike is on the way back to importance” – yes David Miliband who used to vie with Mandy Mandelson to be Blair’s arse-licker in chief, is, apparently, lobbying to become British Ambassador in Washington, if the Donald prevents queen Mandy for taking the throne.

What a cabinet full of back-stabbers as well as shit stabbers Kweer employs!

It seems that the £800,000 a year Dodgy Dave “earns” from the “charity” he oversees International Rescue, isn’t quite enough to support him, his cello playing wife and the two sons he paid to adopt (to give that family man image).

I suppose Dave is a slightly better closet case (the wife and children give off an illusion of normality), rather than that posturing effeminate 70 something mincing bum boy, but does this country really want the other Miliband back when you consider the fuck-up his brother is making?: Perhaps Ed and Dave should have a good old bitch fight in public to decide, handbags and powder compacts at dawn.

iNews.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Dead Pool [349]

Congratulations to the Cunt Man of Alcatraz who has gone and won Dead Pool 348 by picking the legendary British Sitcom Actor Brian Murphy who died at his home on Sunday following a short battle with cancer aged 92.Murphy was best known for his role as George Roper the downtrodden husband of Mildred Roper played by the late Yoitha Joyce in Man about The House and George and Mildred which ended in 1980 when Joyce died aged just 53.Murphy went on to star in The Booze Cruise,Last of the Summer Wine, ,Benidorm ,Brookside and Wizadora which was a childhood favourite of mine!He is survived by his second wife the actress Linda Regan.

On to Dead Pool 349

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been picked.

5)Hits are rewarded in chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chrology of death.

Benefit Cheats (2)

“could lose driving licences in anti-fraud drive” trumpets BBC News!

I’m not sure if the pun is intentional, or just that the 14 year old who wrote this headline was unaware of the irony.

bbcnews

Four paragraphs down is a link to a £240k debt write off, because the cheater has died, after screwing the system for 15 years!

Anyway, back to the thrust of this nom.
Who on earth would think that anyone who has been caught out cheating the system would give two flying fucks about their driving licence ( assuming they have one) being suspended?

This measure, if it’s actually introduced and not just a virtual sticking plaster, will make no difference at all to those convicted of benefit fraud who have failed to make court ordered reparations, and anyone who thinks it will is severely deluded.

Also, referring to the case mentioned above, of the £240k write off, the fiddle went on for 15 years, 15 fucking years! I can’t get my breath.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.