I’d like to nominate the establishment attempts at debunking opposing points of view from the frivolous to the serious.

This article from the Guardian reminded me of an evangelical Christian friend of mine who described Carl Sagan as ‘dangerous’. Sagan himself didn’t believe in censoring and cancelling people- he debated creationists astrologists and people who believed Jupiter gave birth to Venus

Does it matter if people believe in Atlantis and aliens when schools and Guardian journalists themselves happily ignore biology? Stuart Heritage is a cynical bore at best but here he is playing the obedient little idiot.

Remember the BBC stance on Brexit? End of the world. No more medicine.
the establishment view of Trump? The new Hitler and Russian stooge, but no evidence to back it up

Covid? Let’s have a party while families are torn apart.

And now the war between Russia and Ukraine. Russia are evil. Why can’t the RAF just bomb the Russian convoy? The Ghost of Kiev etc…

The Guardian

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

(Header pic not really related – but Lineker popped into my head after reading “pussy” and  “crisps” – Day Admin)

I love crisps (yes, let’s get that corrected from the off). Simply by themselves, or as an accompaniment to a ham sandwich and glass of beer at lunchtime. So many flavours to choose from; salt and vinegar, cheese and onion, pickled onion…

Yes, the flavours are many and various, but hold up, this really is a new one. Pussy flavoured crisps. Yes you did read that correctly. Pussy flavoured crisps;

‘Chips (sic) with a unique taste for brave and free people’ trills the blurb. ‘You will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and may even lose your oral virginity…’ Blimey.

Well you have to wonder about that. I’ll be absolutely forthright and say that I cannot imagine a crisp, no matter how tasty, as being a substitute for the real thing. Neither can I envisage such a crisp as an accompaniment to a sandwich. So thanks, but no thanks.

Still I’ll admit to being intrigued as to just how the manufacturers have managed to create a crisp with a fair approximation of the taste and scent of pussy. The selection process for the flavourings must have been absolutely fascinating.

Oh, and just in case any female cunters (or indeed, those who travel on the other bus) feel discriminated against, let me point out that Chazz Chips also come in cock flavour. All we need now is balloon knot flavour, and everybody’s happy.

Whatever will they think of next?

Chazz Chips

Nominated by: Ron Knee

I would like to nominate cunts who try and make their registration numbers look like words, was road testing a car earlier and came up behind some tool who had on the back of his Merc AMG DEAR instead of the correct AM60 EAR, the best bit is it was on an Eclass diesel, the only AMG thing about it was the eBay sticker on the boot.

At our garage we see this kind of fuckmuppery all the time, they wonder why they get harassed by plod and then i get questioned about how the car passed an mot with a dodgy number plate, its simple, these fuckers have the correct plate in the boot, to be used for mot,s, we have seen it all before, some steroid freak who had changers B16 GER to BIGGER and the list is endless, what cunts.

eBay Link

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

More on the subject and link above provided by Chuff Chugger.

I would like to second this nomination…….specifically about one type of bastardized number plate you see.

These are the ones with the word ‘BOSS’ (or their interpretation of the word boss, as you cannot actually make the word using legal letters) (See eBay link above – DA)

(actually, that’s also the type of car you see them on as well)

These are cheap plates, purchased by low rent wide boy business owners who want to show everyone they are a cunt.

Let’s face it, if you work for someone who has one of these plates, then you already know they are the boss, and if you don’t then why would you give a fuck knowing a random stranger is some sort of boss of a small local construction company, tarmacking business, nail bar or a corner shop, or some other money laundering operation.

All it really says is ‘I am insecure, and a cunt’.

Judge Wilkinson of the Wolverhampton Magistrates Court.

This stupid old / young / middle aged twat refused to send seven protesters to prison and instead praised them, saying what a pleasure it was to have them appear in the courtroom and that essentially they should feel proud for having broken the law and caused disruption.

Open the floodgates to even more of these cunt protestors laughing their heads off at our pathetic so called justice system.

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: mystic maven

Some of you cunters may be under the mistaken belief that cancel culture is an effete southern indulgence confined to Bristol, Brighton and Khan’s Caliphate of Lonstabistan. But no, just to show the North can match the South’s pointless wokery, step forward the morons of South Tyneside Council and Northumbria Police.

These comedians have been spunking council taxpayer’s money on investigating those bastions of criminality……statues. Two of which, one of Queen Victoria, the other of a couple of Vikings, have been issued with ‘Amber Warnings’ for being a bit colonial. Well I’m sure Ivar the Invincible feels appropriately admonished.

Anyway, here’s Rod Liddle explaining it far more eloquently than I can:

Spectator

Shields Gazette

These cerebrally challenged cunts should be hung by their ankles from the Tyne Bridge. For ever.

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt