I think a high-speed, high-octane cunting is due for that professional Northerner, Guy Martin. Except maybe it won’t be high-octane.

I used to like Martin as he seemed to be a down to earth “mechanic by day, racer at the weekend” kind of chap who made this country what it was (not how it is now).

However, I started to wonder about him when I heard him whingeing about everything at the Northwest 200 a few years back – apparently, he wasn’t doing well because of the bike, because of the weather, etc. Funny how other racers on lesser bikes managed in the same crappy weather.

However, to cap it all, he seems to have now sold out his soul to the green lunatics in, what will invariably be, wind good/fossil bad type of program

I suspect the usual TV execs will be wanking themselves stupid as they have found a real-life northern engineer type (despite him actually only being a mechanic) who thinks that renewables are really going to save the day.

So, fuck off Martin you twat. I hope you have a blowout at top speed and the battery powered ambulance hasn’t got enough charge to come and get you.

Channel 4

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford

Apparently only changes her sheets every two weeks.
I’d have thought she’d change them every two clients, the utter tart.

This is the aging ex girl band person who’s supposedly raking in a fortune appearing on Only Fans. She allegedly encouraged our favourite trollop, Katie Price, to join and then whined like a whelping bitch when Katie didn’t nod her a referral fee.

Why did you need it, Kerry, if you were raking it in?

Leicester Mercury

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

https://www.unisa.edu.au/media-centre/Releases/2022/soccer-fans-reject-taking-the-knee-as-a-hollow-gesture-that-does-not-combat-racism/

There is a saying in business that “If what you are doing is not working, don’t try harder, try different”.

The woke movement gathered considerable pace after a black criminal in America got stood on.
But there have been no benefits.

Black people are no more content than they were before.

A woke police force has lost the respect of the general public and crime is still increasing.

No company or institution is more efficient for employing a greater proportion of blacks and Asians. All of them have created resentment by trying to be ‘diverse’.

Companies that insist on using only black actors or portraying every couple as mixed race in their advertising would have not seen their profits rise.

Banks that seem to gear their adverts to black people only have not secured a greater market share.

Less people are interested in football, especially international football since the England team have insisted on ‘taking the knee’.

It seems to me that the only people who get any benefit from the woke movement are the wokes themselves.
And that benefit is limited to smug satisfaction.

But still the wokes persist.
They are oblivious to the fact that their movement has absolutely no benefit.
They think that their views are important and override everything else.

They are determined to bludgeon everyone into their warped thinking.

They have had their time.
Now it’s up to them to change.

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.