Apparently our Gary is heading to Rome on Wednesday ( 24th May) to receive an award from leftie globalists Amnesty International for “ being a staunch advocate for the rights of refugees and migrants.”

Good old Gary eh? It must be a hard life being a multi millionaire crying about scrounging foreign cunts you will never meet on Twitter. His self sacrifice brings tears to my eyes, it really does. Thank the Lord we have one of ours up there with Sparkletits and Saint Greta fighting for the rights of the poor and dispossessed. No doubt when he returns from Rome on his private jet he can inform us dimmos about the plight of the fucking Polar bears.

CUNT!

Can one of my good friends ( pretend they are anyway) provide a link please?
(I found a link for you, Freddie – NA)

Telegraph Link.

Nominated by : Freddie the Frog

I was at the hospital for a going over last week; a fun morning in the urology department that was. Prior to seeing the big cheese, I went through a fluids intake chart I’d had to complete with one of the nurses, who advised me to drink caffeine free tea.

So I promptly bought a packet and brewed up, and what a flavourless, gutless apology for a cup of proper tea it was. No satisfaction whatsoever to be had from it. You might as well drink hot water with milk in it.

In a way it reminded me of wanking. It’ll do if there’s absolutely nothing else on offer, but it’s a pale shadow of the real thing.

It’s piss, that’s all there is to it. The rest of the packet has now taken up residence in the compost bin, its spiritual home. Best place for it.

Nominated by Ron Knee

 
A woe is me cunting please for this pile of human garbage. He gets sent to prison for manslaughter for five years in 2018 and when he gets out he complains that the curfew and the tag he has to wear is stopping him from partying with his mates.

He has apparently broken his bail conditions 13 times and due to some cock up at the home office he won a £18500 payout because he should have been let out from a deportation detention centre on bail .
Read the story and see if your piss boils as much as mine.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Piston Broke.

 
Cunters will be aware that it is incumbent upon Hollywood royalty to endow the little people with the benefit of their wisdom. So here’s sad old dear Jane Fonda, whose own carbon footprint matches that of a small country, flying from her multi-million dollar mansion in LA to Cannes to tell us that climate change is all the fault of racism and the patriarchy.

Yes of course it is dearie, it’s all down to us white men. Hanoi Jane says we should be arrested and jailed for our sins and fossil fuels will have to go. Interesting comments from someone who wouldn’t have a face if it wasn’t for the oil industry. Nor indeed a career if it wasn’t for nepotism and white men.

Well here’s an idea Barbarella. As the world is going to be engulfed in flames next Tuesday, I suggest you crawl back into your cryogenic pod before your visage melts. Frankly, Madame Tussaud would have made a better job of it.

NY post

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

 
They are at it again – a group of asylum seeking spongers are unhappy with their free hotel accomodation, in Pimlico, in the Victoria area – SW1 of London. Apparently they have been moved from their en suites in Essex and now they are having to scrum down in pairs and they complain about the smell – surely they could seek their remedies in a bar of Lifebuoy, but even more staggering, they are unhappy with the speed of their broadband!:

Slow broadband, indeed – they had to co,municate with sitars and bongos where they come from.

Just imagine how things will be when Starmer is in charge!

Express

Nominated by W C Boggs.