One of a raft of ‘comedians’ who are not funny. And there are plenty of them, entertaining virtuous morons.
Rosie Jones has cerebral palsy (I think). A dreadful disability. However, as a comedian she is fucking dire.

Because of her disability we are expected to honk and clap. And the only reason for this seems to be ‘ look at me, I’m disabled so I must be funny’ Audiences of half witted students empty their bowels at her act.
Sadly, unless you want to impress with your woke credentials, she is fucking dire. She makes Nish Kumar look mildly amusing.

Bbc news

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble.

 
Now I realise that what I’m about to say may surprise some of you. It may even shock you, but here goes. Gary Lineker is a fucking cunt.

Yes the self-styled ‘Conscience of the Nation’ has been gobbing off again, this time on the subject of ‘Just Stop Oil’ campaigners and their repeated attempts to disrupt sporting events this summer.

Apparently Linekunt understands where they’re coming from. ‘Disruptive protest is the only one that gets noticed’ burbles the Sage of the BBC. ‘Nobody wants disruption, but at the same time they will really be disrupted by climate change’.

It is understood that order to demonstrate his solidarity with the campaign, in future Mr Lineker will not heat his house, drive around in gas-guzzling vehicles or travel thousands of miles by aircraft to cover football tournaments.

Or perhaps not…

Express

Nominated by Ron Knee.

More on this mega cunt from West Cunt-ry below.

The usual ISAC regular is at it again. Gary LinerCUNT wanting us to yet again just let the trogs do whatever the fuck they want cause it will never effect him. Thought he could not have a shitter opinion than letting in the worlds unwanted trash but now he wants us to allow our homegrown trash to just carry on and ruin any event they want.

“It’s not going to hurt anyone” is his main argument, tell that to the woman in Bristol who was suffering a stroke and is now paralyzed and the many others who have suffered but not been reported in the news because of these higher middle class cunts must “have their say” even though they will jet set to Ibiza and their private yachts with no cares. Can we have a vote like Brexit to just get rid of this cunt and throw him at Harry and MEEEE-gains in America? They like taking in our unwanted shit like Corden and other shit “comedians”. Can Lineker just shut the fuck up and stick to his shit football takes? Fuck the BBC and fuck Linercunt!

Daily Mirror

I have been Android up until about a month ago. Because of my line of work in home tech and 99.8% of my clients having Apple phones, I had little choice. FaceTime is necessary on occasion and I need to know what they are experiencing on their devices so I need one like theirs. Anyway, after a month getting used to it, I am underwhelmed.

It’s my belief that nearly all iphone users have always been and don’t know what they are missing. It’s not anything huge that’s the issue but a number of little things that bug me. I need more taps to get what I want where before it was smoother.

My last phone was $350 and did a wonderful job for 3 1/2 years. This one was $1100 and was no longer an option. My wife switched a year or so ago and loves it. Everyone told me I would love it. I feel like a sell out but oh well. FaceTime is a great option I must say.

The biggest complaint I have is how it keeps making my screen brighter on its own. I can’t just set and forget.

I won’t go into more detail but I’d like to hear input from fellow cunters who may have experience with both iOS and android.

I think a mid level Samsung is all I would ever need but alas we must adjust as needed to best serve those who pay good money for our services.

Nominated by : Meat Curtains

Single mother of five expresses outrage at the cost of a school trip abroad.

Daily Fail Link.

So there she is, all lips and tits, giving out about a proposed overseas trip.
Made sure she was photographed in the best possible way, and didn’t fail to mention her business.

Well done. You’ve had your Warhol moment, now fuck off, spare us your bleating and moaning, oh and I hope your lad isn’t too embarrassed about his Mum getting her tits oot fer the lads!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Daily Star

Is he going to stay with Spurs? Is he going to Bayern Munich? Is he going to some other bunch of rich cunts? Who cares…. he’s already booked his future anyway. Let’s not forget that at the Qatar World Cup he wanted to wear the rainbow armband but, when threatened with an automatic yellow card, he backed down and decided to wear a 300 grand “gay watch” to show his solidarity with our sodomite friends.

When Harry boy finishes his career, which could be tomorrow if some cunt decides to give him the kicking he deserves, he is guaranteed a pundit job on BBC and Sky. Yes, he may be an inarticulate, undereducated moron but he knows how to play the game and do as he is told. I’m sure that he has taken advice from Sir ( not yet but we all know it’s coming) Gary Linekunt.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.