Jesus H Christ. ENOUGH WITH THEM! Who do you cunt here?! BBC, ITV, 4, 5, Netflix, Amazon, Disney, the celebrities themselves? (The entire hypocritical concept will do – Day Admin)

They’re endless and each more pointless and repetitive than the last. Susan Calman, Bradley Walsh, Martin Clunes, Gino DiCampo, Eva Longoria, Zac Efron, Jane McDonald, Sue whats-her-name, Mel thingy, the gay bloke in Travel Man, James May, Bill Bailey, Stanley Tucci, the DIY bloke, politicians and on and on and on it goes and they’re all the cunting same, eventually all going to the exact same places, meeting the same damn people and doing the same hackneyed stereotypical clichés of each place.

Join us on the excitement of Japan, where we’ll patronise the locals of provincial towns across Hokkaido and pretend to care about the customs and concerns of the people. We’ll do it with all the enthusiasm and credibility of a hard-hat donning politician at a factory up north.

Follow us as we do some samurai/ninja bollocks, then dress as a geisha, before taking part in a bit of Sumo. After that we’ll go to meet that same pissing robot, Asimo, and then head off to do a bit of karaoke and sushi.

But no celebrity trip to Japan is complete without going to one of those seedy clubs where 40 year old salary men drool over 16 year olds masquerading as 12 year olds, where said celebrity tries to convince us ‘It’s not sexual it’s just friendship’. Pull the other one, Sue.

Maybe I wouldn’t find it so goddamn annoying if it wasn’t that there are at least 3 on a night, clogging up TV screens, with no more genuine insight on these places other than any other non-celebrity could provide if they went to do the same banal shit.

Speaking of non-celebs, there’s no escape from it now that every bratty, perma-single millennial and gen-Zeder is now an Instagram travel influencer.

Nominated by: Migraine

 
and the Police wasting time on cultural Clap Trap are cunts.

Did you ever read a “news” story and come away undecided as to who is the biggest cunt in said story?

Case in point, this blaring headline on RAT News; Arrest Reported in Tupac Shakur’s 1996 Murder.

Now I realize the questions of “Who capped Tupac…muhfucker…and why da POE-leece doan do nufin’ ’bout it…has been on the over sized lips of every melanin enhanced resident of our nation’s various hoods for over 20 tears.

But honestly, who gives a fuck? We’re watching Western Civilization crumble right before our very eyes and THIS is the fucking headline? The Biden regime weaponizes the government against law abiding citizens because they mis-gender some degenerate creep or oppose Trannies in the Ladies Room and this is your priority?

Donald Trump is facing bogus 4 indictments. Inflation and border crossings are out of control and you’re talking about some untalented 21st Century Minstrel Show Buffoon who was murdered 20 plus years ago?

Our piss doesn’t boil here in the States but DAMN this sure frosts my ass!

And while I’m ranting, gangs of savages commit crimes with impunity all over the US. Hunter Biden smokes crack, bangs hookers (as well as his dead brother’s widow) and solicits bribes from foreign governments on behalf of the Big Guy.

We’re locking up parents at School Board meetings and Catholic Pro Life Demonstrators and yet the fucking police waste 20 plus years of resources on something that should have been declared a Public Service Homicide?

We are through the fucking looking glass here cunters.

Ahura Mazda help us all!

fox news

Nominated by General Cuntster.

Nicholas Rossi (or whatever he’s called)

A wanted, on the run alleged rapist faked his own death it seems and was hiding out in Scotland. I’ve heard more about this cunt than this story. It’s very murky. He was involved in politics. He was called a ‘demon child’ by former foster parents in America. Impossible to live with every cunt says and would attack his family (girls in particular). His step dad finally lost it one day and beat the shit out of him, putting him in hospital. He sounded a fucking nightmare.

Then he got rapey it seems and would beat women up. Allegedly.

He then faked cancer and his own death, with politicians praising the cunt. Who says politicians are all cunts?

Anyway, his displays of being ‘Arthur Knight’ (I’ve seen the paper he allegedly scribbled a few fake names on…included names like Robert Hood and Winston summat, and other, overly British sounding names that nobody has in reality. His fake British accent (which changes from time to time) is fucking hilarious. As are some of his interviews. Comedy gold. Hunt them out, they will crack you up. Pretending to be British and disabled.

But I keep reminding myself while laughing, tfat he is a wanted rapist. What the fuck is that new British wife all about too? All very strange.

Well now the cunt is finally getting extradited to America.

Lock the cunt up and throw away the key Merikuh.

Unless he really is ‘Arthur Knight’ of course. Yes, I know, I know..

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Currys are cunts.

There is a new Currys ad where both men and women have beards.Long beards as well, the cunts.

Not only is my blood boiling about the beards but I can’t find it with a simple Google search which suggests it may be being held back.

Normally they release these pieces of bollocks before or at the same time of release. If anyone sees this, please let me know of a link. I’ve recorded it ‘for posterity’ so that when they get me, it will be there.

Currys YouTube

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Helpful link supplied by: Dickie Dribbler

And seconded by: Hard Brexit Cunt

I’ll second your nomination.
Every time one of their adverts appears on TV, I have to press the mute button to avoid listening to the thick parking stanley who is narrating them.

Richard Howson (former CEO of Carillion)

Okay, so this nom isn’t all that sexy, or even interesting to be perfectly honest, but here goes.

Howson was the CEO of Carillion – a construction company – between 2011 and the company’s demise in 2017 before going into full liquidation in early 2018 owing creditors shitloads of money it never had.

Under his watch he has been accused of falsifying, misleading, lying, fiddling – whatever you want to call it – of fucking about with the company accounts during his term of office.

The Insolvency Service (acting on behalf of the Secretary of State for Business and Trade), investigated the company’s demise and concluded that Howson should be banned from being a director for 8 years!

Now what I find particularly galling is that not only did he fuck over his creditors (who will see next to nothing of getting their money back), but this cunt basically defrauded everyone connected with the company both internally and externally and yet only ends up with some stupid ban!

And yet in the real world if you don’t pay your TV licence, or pay a fine, or try to defraud HMRC or the Benefits people, you could face a prison sentence. So WTF isn’t this shithead facing a few years behind bars?

Moreover, how is it fair for companies deep in debt to go into voluntary liquidation and have their debts wiped from the slate and the CEOs and directors can walk away facing only a short-term ban but still have some of those “missing millions” stashed away in some off-shore account!

Perhaps members of ISAC should become directors of some made-up construction company called Cuntrillion, fool customers into handing over shedloads of money, pretend we’ll do some work, and then call in the administrators, but not before redirecting all that cash to some off-shore bank in the Cayman Islands.The worst that could happen is a ban from being a director. But think of all that lovely money!

Anyway, Howson is a complete cunt, but will be laughing all the way to the bank at such a trivial “sentence”

Business Desk

Nominated by: Technocunt

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