Greta Thunberg (18)

 (Greta, about to face another anal probing for being full of shit! – Day Admin)

Climate grift millionaire spastic, Greta Thunberg, in an effort to remain relevant, has now decided to branch out into geopolitical issues. This is despite her not even finishing her secondary education. I reckon she started her ‘climate activism’ as a reason to nick off school because she was too thick to do the work.

However, by accident perhaps, she ended up making a few mill out of her teenage tantwuming, including a 1m climate charidee award, which, of course, she donated to ‘sustainability projects’. We have her word, of course, so it must be true. She’s never actually said who she’s ‘given’ all her money to, of course.

But I digress. She now thinks she’s qualified to lecture the world about nasty Israel bombing those ‘poor, wickle, innocent’ Pawestinians, who definitely didn’t do anything wrong (like fuck). She stands with Gaza she says. Not only that, she posed with a photo on Twitter with a blue octopus toy. Apparently, this is an antisemitic symbol. No coincidence it was in a photo where she (at centre stage) is among dirty Hamas (terrorism) supporters. She quickly deleted the photo and replaced it with a cropped version.

Now, I like a bit of good old fashioned racism as much as the next man, but if I posted a picture on Twitter of myself with a ‘Robinson’s jam doll’, my feet wouldn’t touch the fucking ground.

It’s a fucking disgrace.

She needs to be sent out to Gaza to try to broker peace with Hamas then, seeing as she feels so qualified to talk about such things. After some swarthy terrorist types kidnap her, the fucking second she sets foot off her carbon neutral winged unicorn by the way, she can then enjoy the reality of her situation. As they use her as a bargaining chip and three holed activity centre, she can reflect on her choices while chained to a fucking radiator for 20 years. The stupid cunt.

Listen sweetheart, get back in your box and keep telling us how the world is going to end. Just like all those other cunts like you did in generations past (ice age, global warming, giant solar flares, oil running out etc).

And now the fourbees are banning your bollocks from the curriculum. Ha!

Thinks she’s a fucking expert on everything now, like me.

Fuck me, next these thick, uneducated bints will be telling us how to play football…

…oh wait.

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Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

Greek Dancing


I’m on a cruise around the Greek Islands on a quite nice boat, but today my piss has been boiled by a rendition of Zorba the fucking Greek and an enforced bit of greek dancing. I paid a good few quid for this trip and don’t expect to be subjected to something that would be at home on Marella or Virgin.

I never knew the fucking song dragged on so long. Then I figured out that it cut the free lunch time booze serving by about 25 minutes. Fuck that. Bring the bloody vino!

And I couldn’t understand why they got so upset when I smashed a plate at the end. Isn’t that traditional?

Greek dancing – designed by cunts, danced by cunts, is a cunt.

Now where’s my fucking wine?

Nominated by : Rt. Hon. Dioclese

Juries (3) – A Job to Die For!

The cunts that make up some juries.

Attached is a report of government intervention on the release of a convicted killer. Good, yes, but what caught my attention was this:

”Joanna Simpson, 46, was bludgeoned to death by Robert Brown in Ascot, Berkshire, in October 2010. Brown killed the millionaire at her home within earshot of their two children, then aged nine and 10, a court previously heard.

He buried her body in a pre-dug grave in Windsor Great Park before confessing to police the following day.”

This fucking jury found him not guilty of murder but guilty of manslaughter. He killed this poor woman and put her in a PRE DUG grave.

How in the name of fuck can that not be murder? What sort of a jury can call that manslaughter? Surely being a gibbering moron excuses jury duty.
I fucking despair.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Iran (2)

 
Ever since the Shah of Iran was toppled by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini in 1979/80, I have always taken a keen interest in Middle Eastern affairs, especially the Iran-Iraq war between 1980 and 1988.

The shah tried to westernise Iran, with the aid of the US and UK governments, but this proved too much for hardliners such as Khomeini, who soon took over the country and turned it into what we see to day – a sabre-rattling, terrorist-holding, hardline Arabic state!

It is home to the much feared terrorist organizations, Shiite Hezbollah, Hamas and Sunni Islamic Jihad. These organisations also have bases in Gaza, Lebanon and Syria.

Sources suggest that Iran may become involved in the current Israel/Gaza conflict, but it will do so via proxy. In other words it won’t involve itself until absolutely necessary. But will instead call upon Hezbollah to do its dirty work.

Hezbollah is a significant terrorist group, far larger than Hamas, better financed and far more hardlined and merciless in its attitude towards the West in general and Israel in particular.

Iran itself, has the necessary firepower (but not quite nuclear) to blow Tel Aviv off the map. This is possible because of its ties with the Taliban in Afghanistan, who as we know, picked up $billions of military hardware courtesy of the US a couple of years ago.

But like the bully it is, Iran would rather provoke its army of terrorists to do its job for them, and someone like Hezbollah will do that without a second thought. But if it did poke its nose, then Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and even Egypt could join forces and invoke a repeat of the Six Day War, but this time with more Arabic countries involved to blow Israel away for good!

Exactly how the US and the West will respond to this is unclear, but if Israel continues to bomb Gaza out of existence, Iran will get involved and suddenly we have a real “End of the World” ballgame going on!

But don’t worry about that, just make sure you don’t misgender or suggest women can’t have cocks – far more serious!

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Nominated by Technocunt.

Dylan Mulvaney [5] & Attitude Magazine

(In case you missed it – A reminder to our UK posters that the clocks went an hour last night at 2am – end of BST, which means spending that extra hour remembering that one remaining clock you always overlook! – Day Admin)

I’m truly delighted to see that ‘Attitude’ magazine has voted the delightful Ms Mulvaney as its ‘Woman of the Year’.

This is a real poke in the eye with a sharp stick to all those bigots and transgender haters who argue that a woman with a dick can’t be considered as a ‘real’ woman, and that the choice is gaslighting women everywhere.

Thankfully ‘Attitude’ has shown us that there’s no place in the Britain of today for such backward thinking, especially with regard to Ms Mulvaney, who must be rated as one of the world’s most beautiful and sexy women by any man with red blood in his veins.

So I say ‘bravo!’ to Ms Mulvaney and to ‘Attitude’ magazine. Stunning and brave!

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee