An open letter to Steve Coogan.

Dear Steve

I see that you’ve again been using your status as a *cough* ‘celebrity’ as a platform to give us all the benefit of your wit and wisdom.

It’s not all that long ago that you called Brexit supporters (all 17.4 million of us), ‘ignorant and ill-informed’, and we’re truly grateful to you, with your obviously superior knowledge and intellect, for showing us the error of our ways.

Now we’re honoured to receive your staggering political insight into the pitfalls of our constitutional monarchy. You point out that ‘most people who are into the Royal Family are flag-waving people and kind of idiots. I’m just not really keen on that type of people’. Once again, we thank you for your most valuable observations, delivered without a trace of condescension.

On behalf of the IsAC fraternity, and indeed on behalf of the vast majority of the population, I can only reiterate how privileged we are to be granted access to such a progressive mindset as yours. Long may we be regaled by the opinions of you and your fellow luvvies Emma, Stephen, Benedict et al, whether we actually want to or not.

Thanks a bunch, and regards

Ron

PS love the picture of you and your mate Jezza Corbyn. Bless.

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 
Apparently it has several meanings, so it’s confusing when a bunch of rag heads are chanting it on a Pro Palestinian demonstration.

Specifically there was a sub group, a fundamental Islamist mob Hizb ut-Tahir, now given that these cunts are bent on an Islamic state you could probably apply the Jihad chant to a ‘fight against the enemies of Islam’

Plod decided that it’s not an offence, fair enough, but with the numbers of cunts who are attending these demonstrations it makes you wonder how long it will be before they become more violent especially when Israel start the ground offensive.

Just wait for the ‘mostly peaceful’ statements to come out when a few hundred coppers are injured.

Diversity is our Strength.

Bbc news

Nominated by Sick of it.

Quick note for Miles and his Bob the builder aliases,No you can’t comment, your hate speech is not welcome now fuck off. C.A.

I don’t understand the draw of this shit. Watching someone who claims to have never watched a video of a certain music performer play and then critique it.

D’ya think you’re Simon Cowell or someone?
Nobody gives a fuck what you think about whoever is playing/singing/performing.

Either that or you get a guitar teacher, singer, etc. who starts talking about dynamics etc. and you feel like you’re 15 back in 1997 in a GCSE music lesson.

I’m not really sure what sort of service they think they are providing. For example, the guitarist Terry Allen Kath from Chicago (before they started doing 80s soft rock ballads). The people that will have heard of him are more than likely guitar nerds like me.

YouTube

Never heard of his band which looks like it consists of him and a drummer.

I don’t get what they are trying to achieve, unless it’s just a way to try and generate revenue from clicks/adds/subscribers or re-directing to patreon, but I believe that it’s become less and less lucrative for people to make money from youtube anyway and Google can now put adverts on channels and demonetise the content creator but still make money on the ads. That’s where this is all heading in the medium/long term.

While I’m on the subject, unboxing videos…..why??!!
Does anyone give a shit about what it looks like to unbox a pair of trainers/ipad/phone?

Nominated by: Harold

The “Lineal” heavyweight champion of the world is a bit of a cunt.

As I’ve said before, I’ve long been an admirer of Tyson Fury down the years.

His three fights with Deontay Wilder and his dismantling of long reigning Ukrainian cyborg – Wladimir Klitschko (who wasn’t as hard as his older brother I must add) were fantastic.

His slide into personal problems and the resultant ballooning to 30 odd stone in weight, before shedding said weight and recapturing the world championship, was truly inspirational stuff.

However – Tyson Fury – like many a self promoter, has repeatedly told us that he is quite literally the greatest ever. What’s worse is that so many nodding dogs and experts in the media happen to agree with his delusions.

He isn’t one of the greatest ever because he hasn’t been involved at any where near the levels that other past champions have fought at. He has fought a couple of half decent dangerous opponents and that’s about it. Hardly Frazier Foreman and Norton though is it.

It is my perception, that he has repeatedly ducked worthy opponents and has chose to partake in lesser fights against opponents that he thought he could beat easily.

Fair enough, the fella wants to earn a few quid and avoid injury, but his latest escapade last night, an “exhibition” bout against big punching MMA heavyweight champion, one Francis Ngannou in the soulless boxing back water of Saudi fucking Arabia, was a bad joke very nearly gone wrong.

With a unification fight apparently pencilled in against Ukrainian champion Oleksandr Usyk (who was sat looking mortified ringside) for late December – Fury decides to almost embarrass himself, the sport of boxing and ruin any chance of the fight actually happening.

As it is – the dodgy judges made sure that the “correct” result was the obvious outcome, allegedly..

Tyson Fury can’t even be bothered to keep himself in any semblance of shape and his physical appearance last night was akin to an overweight beached whale in a pair of shorts.

Fury is getting older, his punch resistance is waning and his lack of conditioning was always going to catch up with him. Last night it did.

Fair play to the gentleman and athlete that is Francis Ngannou. The fella is two years older than Fury and has never boxed professionally before yet almost, and probably should have, became Lineal heavyweight champion of the boxing world.

He took his (pre determined) defeat in good spirit to be fair to the man.

Fury by comparison – looked depressed afterwards and came out with some of the worst crap imaginable

“Francis was better than we thought he would be”

No fucking shit Tyson!

If this unification fight happens then I’ll be very surprised. Although obviously I hope it does.

Tyson had a 12 week training camp apparently.

Yes 12 weeks of kebabs, beak and Fosters.

PS: I’d genuinely like Fury to start taking the heavyweight championship seriously, get himself back into shape, take on all comers, whup em and prove me wrong.

BBC News

Sorry for the Al Beeb link. I couldn’t be bothered finding another.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

(Our future is in “his” safe hands – Day Admin)

Oobah Butler ( yes, it’s his name and not at all made up)

I couldn’t quite make my mind up whether Oobah is a cunt or a saint, so I’ll let you lot decide.(Apparently he’s some kind of MTV star or summat. – Day Admin)

The Sun

He’s being trying to highlight the poor treatment of people who work for Amazon in the USA, according to him the delivery drivers aren’t scheduled enough time for toilet breaks, so resort to peeing in bottles, which they throw out of the truck window.

Oobah collected, rebottled it and advertised it as an energy drink, on…
you guessed it!

No humans or animals were harmed
by this product, allegedly.

Only in America!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest