Micro-Sized Poppies at the BBC (103)

Another nomination for those utter cunts at the BBC.

Aside from their shameless licking of Palestinian arse and yet another Black History Month, the Beebscum have annoyed me this week.

Why? All their presenters wearing microscopic poppy badges that you can hardly see.

Back in the day, the likes of Des Lynham, Sue Lawley and Michael Buerk wore the traditional normal sized poppies. Like the ones they still have in shops and Post Offices.

But these twats on Final Score, BBC News, and other programmes wear something that looks like a little red dot. In other words, making out they are arsed, but distancing themselves from our war dead because it isn’t woke and they don’t want to be called ‘Imperialist’ or ‘Racist’.

And I don’t believe they all make this choice personally. I think it is now official BBC policy to dumb down the remembrance. Oh, they don’t mind a stonking great rainbow armband for the bummers at the World Cup. But God forbid they acknowledge the heroes who saved the world from Hitler.

No link, but these pimple sized poppies can be seen all over the BBC channels.

Nominated by: Norman

Info Nazis

(Just a quick word to say we’re reducing the number of daily published noms from 3 to 2 (7am and 1pm). This is just a temporary measure, but keep your noms rolling in as always. Thanks – The Admin Team)

We’ve heard of Grammar Nazis, who’s only ambition in their sad little lives is to correct other people’s posts just in case a semi colon was used instead of a colon, or a verb was used instead of a noun.

But then you have the Info Nazi, who will correct you if you’ve made a small error about something or other. (PS. I’m not including so-called “fact checkers” here because they’re more mainstream current affairs cunts. I’m just focusing on the slightly more trivial geek.)

For example, there’s a Rush forum I subscribe to (Canadian Rock Band) and some other member posted a thread regarding an old album of theirs – “Moving Pictures”. He had the temerity to say it was released in 1980. But some cunt quickly corrected him by saying it was released in 1981.

On another forum, this time called “Better Call Saul” after the TV drama, someone posted the show was set in 2001 some 7 years before the beginning of “Breaking Bad”. But again some cunt chimes in by saying “Actually, you’re so wrong. Everyone knows it was 2002 and not 2001, you dufus!”

And its not just films or TV shows, these cunts are everywhere, desperate to correct you on any supposed falsehood or inaccuracy, no matter how trivial.

These trainspotting-type cunts not only need to get a life but also need to be stood up against a wall and shot (although no doubt they’ll complain about the type of wall or the bullets used before they’re toast!)

Nominated by: Technocunt

Phoney Tony Blair (28)

Once more with feeling for this mincing old toilet sniffer (London mid 1970s)? who once again fancies himself as a Middle East ¨peace¨ envoy:

Hasn´t the fawning old cunt done enough damage already in that part of the world?. How many more ¨contacts¨ does he need to secure, who much more money does he crave, how many more arseholes can he lick?

Surely the prancing old queen is far too busy ¨advising¨ his protege’ Starmer.

What with Cameron returning to the Conservatives this week, the Westminster lavatories are blocked from too much old returning shit floating around.

Guardian

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Marks and Spencer

 
are spineless cunts

A row has erupted over their Christmas ad which shows paper crowns being burnt in the fire. Apparently these are in the colours of the Palestinian flag so naturally the rag heads are up in arms (pun intended)

M&S should have pointed out that the ad was made back in September before the current shit kicked off and just pointed out the complete coincidence and told them to fuck off. But no.

The ad has been recut and an apology issued. How long to we have to go on appeasing every little whinging cunt? It’s time someone in this country grew some balls…

Bbc news

Nominated by Dioclese (still alive and kicking) link provided by Minge Juice Bottler.

Green bullshit at it’s finest

 
‘British Steel: Scunthorpe cuts will leave UK ‘exposed’, union says’

We are giving British Steel, a Chinese company, £100s of millions to implement a greener, electric way of making steel.

This will result in:-

The loss of 2000 jobs.

The loss of the ability of the UK to make ‘virgin’ steel, as these wonderful electric furnaces will only be able to melt scrap.

This scrap will of course come from processes that use the polluting production of ‘virgin’ steel. In China mostly. Brought in by ship. And rail.

I thought that Drax power station burning American woodchips was the most ludicrous example of green bullshit but this takes the fucking biscuit.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.