(A challenge for the Horn section above if you can reach morning wood over the above pic you are a Porn stud or have overdosed on Viagra. C.A.)

(And no, it’s not Halloween today! – Day Admin)

Is a useless cunt.

Now I don’t watch live telly and haven’t done for several years. Three reasons
1 It’s shite.
2 Won’t pay the beeb a fucking dime.
3 I have the attention span of a fish. So I prefer to watch short videos on YouTube or elsewhere. 2 mins is about long enough for me. Can watch boxing football highlights, music or endless Clunt Eastwood clips of him fucking over the bad guys.

Anyway I was at one of the kids on Saturday evening and strictly come mincing was on and I got to thinking what the fuck is the use of old Claudia finge tits.

As far as I can tell not that much. I think she tries to play the funny one in a duo with the tall blonde one as the straight man/woman. From what I could tell she was about as funny as having diarrhoea on your wedding night.

I think that under all that hair that she may be decent looking, though it’s impossible to tell because you can’t actually see her fucking eyes.

Now a quick look on-line I find that she is paid around £375 K. Not bad for someone who is shit at telling jokes and virtually hides her eyes.

Maybe she is lovely a real nice person? who knows?
What I saw at my kids was that she is stealing money for being not very much indeed and therefore a cunt.

Bbc news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

 
Picture back in the days when it was a question of sport and not a question of woke. Sports men and women on a show led by a sports commentator. C.A.

The BBC in their fucked-up reasoning has decided to end the show after 50 odd years. blaming funding and budgetary issues. In other words, this is just another pop at the government for not allowing the licence fee to be increased by more than inflation and for the BBC to get its own house in order.

And lets face it, QoS has been on a downward slide for at least the last 20 years, with the slow creep of inclusion and diversity, along with the BBC’s desperate need to tick as many diversity boxes as possible, while also trying to appeal to a younger audience by doing away with old cunts and bringing in twats like Paddy McGuinness as the question master, and black and/or female captains that no one has ever heard of!

Well the BBC’s little woke experiment has failed big time with a massive fall in viewing figures over the last few years. And how they can blame the show’s demise on budgets is a joke given that its a static show recorded in a studio and not some far off country hosting major sporting events where the BBC sees fit to send hundreds of backroom cunts and the usual wobble-heads like Lineker on a four week jolly!

Shame the BBC can’t take the axe to a few more long-standing shows that have recently “gone woke/gone broke” – MOTD being one, and perhaps Question Time, another.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Technocunt.

A ‘where’s my foot? Oh it’s in my mouth’ cunting for ‘personality’ and ‘influencer’ Nella ‘the Elephant’ Rose. Fat gobshite Rose has just been booted off ‘I’m A Sleb Get Me Out Of Here’, much to my satisfaction.

Now let me state straight off that I’m no afficionado of this show, particularly as it’s hosted by those simpering, talent-free morons Ant ‘Half Man Half Klignon’ McPartlin and Dec Donnelly. Nevertheless the furore surrounding the presence of race-baiting simpleton Rose on the show hasn’t escaped my notice, given the amount of meeja coverage that it’s generated.

Clearly Rose is clued up on Nigel Farage’s views on immigration, as this extract from their exchange on the subject shows;

The Elephant; ‘you’re anti-immigration’
Farage; ‘who told you that?’
The Elephant; ‘er, the internet’

Fucking genius. What an intellect. They’ll be inviting her onto ‘Celebrity Mastermind’ next. I for one can’t wait.

Youtube

Nominated by Ron Knee.

‘Tory MP apologises over ‘man in a wig’ tweet about transgender rival’

Fucking disgraceful. MP Rachel Maclean has belittled her Green Party rival, Melissa Poulton by referring to the fragrant Melissa as ‘a man in a wig’. As anyone can see from the attached, there is nothing artificial or phony about Melissa.

I think the sooner this wrong thinking transphobe is dismissed from the party and reduced to destitution the better.
It’s a fucking disgrace.

(PMSL – C.A.)

Msn.com

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

In the spirit of the season, I would like to cunt the song One More Sleep by Leona Lewis. God I hate this pile of cunt so much.

Generic love song? Check!
Grating voice? Check!
An inability to hold high notes without sounding like a strangled cat tied to the back of Max Verstappen’s Red Bull? Check!

The worst thing though – even worse than ALL of that – is the fact that it’s endlessly overplayed. Again. And again. And AGAIN. Granted this is the case for other Christmas songs as well, but at the very least most of them aren’t completely terrible.

At least most of them don’t make me react like Richard Hammond every time he hears the merest mention of Genesis. If it wasn’t for Cuntona Lewis being Little Miss X Factor Darling this flaming hot pile of complete dogshit would be consigned to the annals of history, where it belongs.

You Tube

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt