Inspired by Miserable Northern Cunts comment about seeing a delivery robot in Altrincham recently, I decided to have a little wander around the t’interweb to see what was what.

I came across this.

About Amazon.

Well, I don’t know about you, but I can see all kinds of problems here. I’m not very tech savvy, but couldn’t some computer freak devise a program that could divert the drone?

What if it smashes into a newly build loft extension that isn’t on Google maps yet?

How about if the motor fails, and it drops on some poor twats head?

I suppose, if you lived somewhere really remote and needed emergency supplies/medication, this method of delivery could be a lifesaver.

I could think of endless scenarios, that don’t end well, as I’m sure you lot could, but fgs, is this really progress or just showing off?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

“American”, Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov is a cunt for travelling to an island of some of the luckiest people in the world, living quite happily the good olde fashioned way, oblivious to the wonders of modern technology and Coca Cola and even more of a cunt for managing to leave without becoming their next dinner.

Mr Polyakov decided not only travelling to the clearly off limits Sentinel island was a good idea he appointed himself ambassador of one of the most famous exports of his tariff loving country and left a can of diet coke as a leaving present for the locals.

Personally I would ban all Americans from travel, they just can’t help themselves, let them develop a bit of actual culture before letting em out to try and force it upon people.

Grauniad.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Yep – the long wait is over!

It’s finally here!

For your deiectation: the brand new JD Williams pug-ugly multicultural rug munchers summer TV advert!

“We See You”

YouTube.

Yeah right… just what we need to see on our tellys… yet more wokist degeneracy.

Fuck right off!

Nominated by : Shit-cake Baker

I think the answer lies in the soil, as Arthur Fallowfield often said**

Well squeaky voiced gardener/radio DJ/lifestyle magazine TV presenter seems to think that we do not pay enough for our food!. Clearly he hasn’t been in one of the many big supermarkets lately, and seen the prices rise, quicker than Dirty Ange’s frock when she sees a football team or army barracks.

Only a man who has got rich on sofa TV and rewriting the same gardening book and articles for forty years could possibly think that. Let them eat (carrot) cake, eh Al?

**Arthur Fallowfield was the old rustic who used to appear on Beyond Our Ken on the Light Programme in the late 50s and early 60s. He was played by Kenneth Williams. I really am feeling my age today!

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

No, its not the latest supervillain from the Marvel Universe, Ali C. Lopez or Gorlock the Destroyer as it is better known as is a trans thing, blogger, social media personality and influencer.

Looking like Jabba the Hutt and the Predator aliens love child its anyone’s guess what it is influencing, maybe its own gravitational pull or time zone? Having been given the moniker in 2023 by a Twitter user following an appearance on the Whatever Podcast, Gorlock has now due “to the internets meme culture, helped solidify their place in pop culture”.

What a ringing endorsement for western civilization and society. Like a bow tie on a dog turd. A sick caricature of womanhood and female identity too. Maybe Surkeer wants to start showing this freak in schools too like the TV drama Adolescence. But its only naughty Andrew Tate and far-right incels who we need to worry about poisoning young minds.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator