World War III is about to break out. Putin keeps threatening it. China keeps sabre-rattling about Taiwan. Pakistan and Iran have taken to lobbing missiles at each other, with the latter saying that it wants to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth to boot. War and civil war rages across the Middle East. Fat fruitcake Kim Jong-un keeps threatening to nuke South Korea, or the US. Or somebody.

We’re on the brink of holocaust. I know this for a fact because various experts and commentators keep telling me this is the case. The Doomday Clock stands at ninety seconds to midnight. Military chiefs inevitably talk of ‘being prepared’, which is Newspeak for ‘give us more money to pay for bigger bangs’.

I’m fully expecting a nuclear war to start tomorrow, when some local madness spins out of control and some mad cunt finally presses the button. Or maybe it’ll be next week. Or in 2030.

I’m mentally prepared, simply because THEY have been readying us for it ever since 1945. I can just remember the Suez crisis. I well remember all the Arab-Israel conflicts, especially Yom Kippur, when Golda Meir apparently seriously considered dropping the Big One. There was Korea, and Vietnam, and who could ever forget all the high jinks of the Cold War, especially the Cuba crisis, when it could have been curtains. Yes the Cold War was always going to go hot at any minute, yet somehow it never quite came to it.

The fact is, I’ve been expecting World War III ever since I can remember, and it’s never actually happened. I’ve been terrified at the prospect since childhood, but I’ve now reached the point where I simply can’t be arsed with all this perpetual sabre-rattling and scare-mongering any more. Fuck ’em all.

So World War III gets a definite maybe from me. It might happen. It might not; in fact I reckon that it actually won’t. Anyway I refuse to worry about it any more. I’m now completely blasé on the matter, for the simple reason that there’s absolutely sweet fuck all I can do either way.

Time for a gin and tonic.

The Messenger

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

And to continue the happy vibe, here’s this from OpinionatedCunt

The looming prospect of WW3 is a cunt.

Now, I don’t know whether WW3 will happen or not – there’s a few other things that have to happen for that, and there’s an argument to be made as to whether a large conflict could even be sustained in the present world.

However, I have never seen so many people and organisations (NATO, the Chief of Staff, the German and Swedish Defence Ministers, Schapps etc) come out with the kind of rhetoric they have been espousing in the last few weeks.

Obviously, all of them may have agendas. NATO may be attempting to galvanise its members into providing more funding for Ukraine, the Chief of Staff may be attempting to get more government money to combat the army’s recruitment crisis, the respective defence ministers may be trying to shore up public support or distract from scandals.

However, these are starting to feel like very, very dangerous times, and I’m starting to get a wee bit jittery. Maybe I’m overthinking things – I certainly hope that’s the case. However, there’s a nagging feeling there that something will pop off eventually.

The Standard

Couldn’t find a link for this, so maybe one of you guys may be able to chip in,

I would like to nominate the makers of Not Foodle, sorry Pot Noodle and their horrendous adverts and of course product.

Just saw an advert with some slag sucking up a whole pot of the boiled powder and toe nail clipping that make up a pot of this shit and there is a whole shock and awe ad campaign coming our way apparently.

So the way I see it, Not Foodle is for slags, fags, tramps and scrotes going from their ads, honestly what kind of message does this send to kids ffs.

So Nott Foodle you are cunts, your advert makers are cunts and the cheap nasty people who exist eating this shit are usually cunts.

Honestly cut out the middle man and just pour it strait down the fucking toilet, there is probably better health benefits in the fucking plastic pot it comes in….

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

With supporting link courtesy of Jeezum Priest

Have you heard about the strange, not to say alarming, case of one Linzi Smith? If not, allow me to elaborate.

Linzi is a die-hard Noocassel fan who’s been banned from attending Magpies’ games, for the ‘crime’ of expressing views that don’t align with current gender orthodoxy. She has posted online of her belief in the reality of biological sex, making comments such as ‘here’s your daily reminder that transwomen are men’.

As a result of stating such an heretical opinion, Linzi has been told by NUFC that her presence at St James’s Park is no longer welcome. Now you might think that this was bad enough, but on appealing the decision, the club responded by presenting documents which included a report on Linzi by the so-called ‘Stadium Stasi’ aka the Premier League’s ‘Intelligence Unit’. This featured a mass of personal detail which had been collected by them. It transpired that she’d also been referred to the scuffers, although they concluded that she’d done nothing wrong.

Now hold up. Just what the fuck is going on here? This woman isn’t some violent yobbo with a record of trouble-making at matches. What business is it of NUFC if she has an opinion on the transgender issue? And just who, and what, is this PL unit, to go about invading her privacy? How many other people might this jumped up petty Gestapo currently be treating in the same way?

People used to tell me that this was a free country. This would be worthy of a Monty Python sketch- ‘nobody expects the PL Intelligence Unit!’- if the implications weren’t so sinister. Seems to me that the rozzers are to investigate anybody, it should be the activities of these cunts.

Altogether now. ‘Shite and you know it, you’re just shite and you know it’.

Newcastle United Fan Banned From Going to Games Until 2026 Over Gender-Critical Posts After Being Investigated by the ‘Stadium Stasi’

PS Newcastle is, of course, owned by those staunch defenders of tranny rights the Saudis.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 
and the pernicious ‘genocide’ accusations at the ICJ are a pile of cunt.

Let’s look at SA’s reaction to real genocides, many of which took place in, you guessed it, Africa:

Rwanda 1994, 800,000 dead in three months – SA reaction silence

Syrian civil war, hundreds of thousands dead, including their precious palestinians, courtesy of Syrian helicopters dropping barrel bombs on them, plus mustard gas usage – SA reaction silence

Yemen civil war and Saudia Arabia bombing them back to the stone age, mind you that could be an improvement for that flyblown shithole. Thousands dead or in the grip of disease and famine, according to the aid adverts on tv.
SA reaction silence

Sudan 2003 and ongoing, about 250,000 killed by Arab janjaweed milita in Darfur.
SA reaction – gave refuge to one of the chief perpetrators, not sure who, but some barbaric savage anyway and they refused to hand him over when the ICJ issued an arrest warrant.

So, fuck off South Africa, put your own shitty house in order, sort out your rampant corruption, daily murders, rapes, robberies etc and get off your high horse, or better still, keep on it and fuck off into the sunset, never to be heard from again.

news.un.org

Nominated by mystic maven.

(Another late night out on the piss, allegedly – Day Admin)

Yet another abomination – a fuckwit who only Labour could find crawling about under a stone. This silly bitch thinks that the DEAD should be able to change their sex!

What the fuck does it matter then? As Louis Armstrong once said “when you’re dead, everything’s wrong with you”

Unless Eddie Izzard is thinking of kicking the bucket soon, what is the bloody point of this ridiculous idea?.

How many more fucking daft wimminz are Labour going to inflict on the pubic. That said, she doesn’t look as bad as some of the miserable old boilers.I am sure if he were still alive George Brown would have given her a good fucking.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.