An emergency cunting for the Rochdale by-election result purlease!

The turd that you cannot flush away George Galloway won by a 6000 majority.

“This is a victory for Gaza” – no it’s not! You are elected to serve the people of Rochdale and the returning officer should have interrupted him and reminded him of that or declared his nomination and null and void.

Do you think the people of Gaza have heard of Rochdale? No! Fuck off you single issue, self serving, pointless cunt.

It used to be that an MP needed a house in the constituency where they serve. Galloway must have about 6 houses for the number of constituencies in which he has served.

Labour would have done better if they had dug up Gracie Fields and reanimated her.

BBC News

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

(We have an extra nom set for 5pm today – Day Admin)

It’s that time to board the house of Lords gravy train as its peerage time..

The political kraken that is plaid cymru have announced the replacement of their current peer, who is said to be retiring..

So the party had a vote, Elfyn Llwyd polled
180, Carmen Smith 70. Well done Mr llwyd.
Whoops that’s not right, so let’s overrule the decision. How democratic of you..

So arise lady Smith.. who believes like her party that the Lords should be scrapped..
Something we can agree on.

Still it’s nice to see democracy and integrity still flourish in this country.

Well enjoy your 332 pound a day and I hope you like the smell of cabbage farts you fucking hypocrite..

iNews

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

”The Observer view: the scale of antisemitism blights our politics and our country”

For once these cunts are not blaming the ‘far right’ or neo Nazis like, er, the Tory Party. They actually acknowledge that these attacks went up before the Israeli response. Now I wonder why that is?

The article finishes with this mealy mouthed bollocks:-

”All parties need to be committed to rooting out antisemitism from within their own ranks. We need our political leaders to be clear that it has no place in our society, ever, and that all in society share responsibility for confronting the increasing levels of this pernicious form of racism.”

Can you see what it is yet? To quote a national treasure.

The fucking elephant is Islam which teaches Jew hating as it’s creed and supports all and every form of Islamic terrorism. Aided and abetted by woke, lefty fucking halfwits.
Who read the Guardian.

MSN News

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Elon has announced that the first human to have a Neuralink chip implant is recovering well, and has already been able to “move” a computer mouse using their brain.

Express News

At first reading, it all seems very altruistic. According to the press release, this chip will allow people with no, or limited, use of their hands to access computers and phones.

Well actually, it scares the shit out of me. Surely this kind of thing could work both ways? Imagine AI controlling a human through Neuralink?

I don’t want to appear to be a tin-foiler, but didn’t someone once say something about staring too long into the abyss?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Like groundhog day, it’s the mayor of londonstan sadiq khan again..

What’s he done now you ask?
Spent six million rebranding six overground train lines..

With new colours and names..
But of course woke, virtual signalling names..
Like lioness line,Windrush line and liberty line..

The man is a genius at deflection, knife crime rampant, weekly terrorist marches, and this cunt is wasting taxpayers money on vanity projects

More appropriate names would be the sharia line, the stab line, I’m sure my fellow cunters can run wild with this..

But I guarantee this turd will be back in office, quicker than a peaceful on benefit day.

GB news

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

And seconded by: Coño in Spanish

Fully seconded here Barry.

As residents of the Smoke we thought this miserable excuse of a Son of a B….usdriver couldn’t sink any further.

The Missus genuinely thought it was a wind up!

This is the man who has had to go cap in hand to Government to prop up TfL on more than one occasion. Where the fucking fuck did he suddenly find 6 million quid then?

As for the names, you could literally have paid a 10 year old with sweets and a free PS5 and they would have come up with better. My personal nominations are as follows:

The Hipster Line – anything through East London
The Stabby line – one to Croydon
The Ganga Line – The one heading through North West onto Watford
The powder line – Anything west bound heading to Clapham or near Chelsea
The stolen Range Rover line – heading to Essex Romford

Pile of cunt.