British Board of Film Classification

 
Oh lordy, will all this wokery never end?

The BBFC has become the latest organisation to wet the bed and fall over itself in a pathetic effort to appease professional offence takers. What’s it done then? Taken a stand against orgies of violence and sex on screen? Er, no. The BBFC has (wait for it) decided that its certification for the 1964 classic ‘Mary Poppins’ must be revised from ‘U’ to ‘PG’, because of *gasp* two uses of ‘racially discriminatory’ language.

I’m sure the matter is scorched into the psyche of cunters everywhere. I well remember swooning with shock as I watched the scene where the sweeps dance on the rooftop. From nearby, the batty character ‘Admiral Boom’ yells ‘we’re being attacked by Hottentots!’ before firing fireworks at them. ‘Hottentots’, as I’m sure every shocked viewer is aware, has been added to the ever-increasing list of words deemed offensive by some busybody or other.

But why stop there? After all, the chimney sweeps were ‘blacked up’. Disney should be censured for this inflammatory imagery. And what about Dick van Dyke’s insult
to native Londoners with his disgraceful racist mockery of their accent? I’m grossly offended by this crude and shameful caricature. Should he apologise? ‘Indoobitubly, Bary Boppins’.

Oh dear. I’m so overcome that I think I’ve peed my pants.

Scotsman

Nominated by Ron Knee with a second dose of sugar/shit on a spoon from Chuff Chugger below.

I second this on the basis only the very active ‘woke’ community who actively go out their way to look for this sort of thing would know what that word meant. I mean, I am a 60 year old bloke and never heard of it….and took no notice of it either when i would have been of the age group it was intended for when I first saw the film. when you are 8 years old so so there are a lot of words you don’t know the meaning of, but it didn’t detract from the enjoyment of the film and neither did I instantly become a racist because of some of those words.

I am very much looking forward to several traditional plays from Shakespeare being censored or ‘revised’ in due course due to the use of now defunct words.

I must also add, whilst watching that episode of top gear where they built a bridge over the river kwai? and used the word ‘slope’, I had never heard of that as a derogatory term to our slitty eyed friends, and I only became aware of its meaning in the context they subliminally meant AFTER they were told to apologise. and I don’t think I’m that uneducated.

Capital I Chuff Chugger capital I C.A.

Vaughn Gething

Vaughn Gething is a cunt, turns out out VG is just as dirty as the rest of the cunts in the Welsh government, allegedly.

This environmental drum banging, conniving, piece of monkey shit has been caught out accepting a 200k donation from another bottom feeding cunt from Cardiff who has single-handedly done more environmental damage than fucking Saddam Hussain.

VG also is only willing to talk about the 20mph and farmer fuck ups that that wizened old fuck Drakefuck has caused, so that means no change to policy.

Not just that how can Wales have another totally useless cunt, accepting bribes, I mean donations while making up rules to fuck up the country, all while acting like a reincarnated black Jesus.

So no, no, no VG, fuck off you money grabbing cunt, the only thing you could have done to get the people on your side you didn’t do. So another bent politician, allegedly, just what Wales needs, another shit spouting cunt….

BBC News

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(Am just waiting for the race card to be pulled out! – Day Admin)

Batman and Black Robin (Batwheels)

Not the most important of noms but it tweaked my nipples.

Advert for some kids show,
Batman and Robin,
But now….
Robins fuckin black!!!

I’ve never fully trusted the caped crusader of Gotham.

A billionaire who hangs about in caves with a young lad wearing masks and undercrackers?
Mmm.
Nowt weird about that!!!!

Anyway when did Robin turn mudflap?

He didn’t used to be but if you want Robin then suppose black youths the way to go.

CBR News

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

David Cameron (26) and the Falklands

A well deserved cunting of the snivelling cocksucker that is David Cameron. ! Not content with endorsing our continued support to the Clown Prince of Ukraine, Cameron goes on to inflame the tensions that exist by poking and threatening Putin.

The cunt is looking for a war, and if he can’t get it, he’ll go elsewhere to start one.

The greasy twat hops on a plane and flies air miles plus to the Southern Atlantic to pay a visit to our sheep sheering cousins of the Falklands. A good old inflammatory statement that we “will never surrender” ( now where have we heard that before ? )

So. Argentina have been suitably angered , we can expect more agro down south.

A dumb appointment of a cunt who is effectively useless at all he does, but is now employed to stoke the flames of WW3 at the behest of his paymasters in the WEF.

This man is not only a cunt. He’s a very dangerous fucking cunt.!

Sky News

Nominated by: Trebecular

Jacob Graham – Anarchist/Nutjob

Jacob is a left wing anarchist.
He wants to kill 50 politicians.

I’m all for young lads having a hobby.

No problem so far.

Jacob idolised Ted Kaczynski the unibomber, he stockpiled bomb making chemicals in the woods,
Had a 3d printer for making gun parts.

But that’s not my problem with Jacob.

On one of his rants waving a machete about you can clearly see a teddy bear on his pillow.

What sort of terrorist sleeps with a fuckin teddy bear?!!!

He also lives with his mum,
Looks like a young woody Allen and is a Scouser.

Image is important.

Pretty sure Che Guevara didn’t live with his mum?

BBC News

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt