The animal rights charity Peta has called for British fairgrounds to stop using horses and other animals on carousels because it encourages exploitation and instead replace them with objects that celebrate human achievement.

“It would be wonderful to see UK fairgrounds replace animal-shaped carousel figures with vehicles such as cars, unicycles, tractors, aeroplanes, rockets, and bulldozers – or more whimsical designs like shooting stars, rainbows, or brooms,” said Peta spokescunt Elisa Allen.

I would suggest these dickheads read their history. Horses have been domesticated for about 5000 years and have been essential for human development, used in everything from travel, transport, war, hunting, and trade, helping build great civilizations and empires and opening up trade routes like the Silk Road and the King’s Highway. How much more human achievement do these cunts want?

What better way to be celebrated than being ridden by a fat hyperactive six year old at a depressing British seaside resort.

Maybe these joyless fucking weirdos should concentrate their efforts on actual real life animals that are being exploited and not a child’s fairground ride. I hope their suggestions of vehicles are all electric or we will have the Just Stop Oil nutters laying down in front of Bertie the Bulldozer. Maybe whizzing round on a rainbow coloured dildo or a peaceful Rotherham taxi driver will keep everyone happy?

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Anyone?

Having read this piss boiling news item below I pass it on to my esteemed cunters to stick the boot in further. Whilst Chris Evans our Jeremy, Steve wright and Zoe Ballock brain and can’t be arsed to nominate other assorted glove puppets who used to boil my piss on a daily basis.

Having fucked about with catering for the snowflakes, and fucking the boomers off to other stations, the management now decide that they are now going to do something like Boom radio catering for old farts.

Too fucking late you commie cunts, you fucked up a basically working schedule and now want us to come back?

No sorry, It will be a fucking cold day in hell before I tune into your shit show radio stations again.

MSN

Nominated by CuntyMort.

Richard has some unusual opinions.

Of which one is that the Manchester arena bombing was a gov’mint hoax,
And no one was really hurt or killed. The children were actors in cahoots with the Shadowy elites.

This is quite offensive to grieving families,
But it’s a free country.

What’s not allowed is for Richard to stalk the victims hoping to prove them liars.
Especially since most are in wheelchairs or/and suffering deep emotional issues,
Which is understandable if you’ve been blown up at a pop concert by a terrorist.

Now the victims are suing Richard.
I hope he understands the harm his crackpot bullshit has caused.

BBC News

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

One the on hand you get ordinary people being priced out of travelling into London by ULEZ and congestion charges and various fines and costs, and hounded by the Met and transport police for expressing themselves -perfectly legally, one might add – yet mentalists can stab and maim with little the police and MPs are willing to do about it. Asylum isn’t the problem says my own MP, Gillian Keegan as well as other tory MPs all of whom are now confirmed Blairites.

They missed out one word: Asylum isn’t the ‘only’ problem, as we have enough home-grown fruitloops and young insecure and worthless cunts strutting about in major cities, feeling they should have respect and deserving none, taking to criminal acts because the police are a joke, and too busy policing ordinary taxpaying people who dare pray, sing or play pianos in public..
-the tyranny.

It seems London’s reputation in the international business community may now be under threat, given the sheer amount of muggings happening in the capital, including the more well-to-areas like Mayfair.
-the anarchy

Indian businessmen are warning each other that getting mugged on the streets of London is more likely than in Delhi. How long before it effects the networks amongst other key trading nationalities?

Will the principles of diversity at any cost trump Global trade, the bread and butter of London’s wealth? It’s a bit embarrassing for British trade delegation to go to India and be told your capital is a crime-ridden dump.

When the working man, the middle class professional and the international business elite get fucked off with living, working in and visiting your city, you should worry.

London is threatening to become like Los Angeles and San Francisco; an Anarcho-Tyranny facing an exodus of talent and investment because its feral elements -all part of living in a big city, I guess – are completely out of control.

Hindustan Times

Standard News

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

It’s been a while since the fragrant Katie has featured, so here you go.

No, she hasn’t crashed a car, or killed another dog. Phew!

Don’t read the article, I’ll summerise it, but do look at the photos, those fucking eyebrows!

Basically, Katie has been seen stepping out with JJ Slater ( who?)
Former partner of Ella Morgan ( who?), both previously participants in MAFS, ( married at first sight, I had to Google it)

Apparently Ella ( who’s transgender, of course), is a bit cross that her ex is palling up with KP, who Ella considered a friend.

Big fucking wow from me, but my days, the close up of KPs face, you’ll never call Donny the Tango man again.

What a…. Insert your prefered word(s) here.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest