More of an un-cunting than a cunting perhaps, but Deliveroo have finally come to realise the sort of scum who use their services by offering takeaways on finance.

The inbred benefit claimants can now defer payment or pay via installments. What kind of cunt has to pay for a dominoes in installments?

Many people, including Martyn Lewis, are wailing and wringing their hands, but I think it’s fucking hilarious and a move in the right direction. The fucking shame it heaps on these grease-addicted fucktards.

Fuck the underclass, the epsilon semi-morons, the ‘concerned’ of Twitter and Martyn Lewis

Good on Deliveroo for recognising your customers for what they are; feral, penniless, idle, feckless scum.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Gary Lineker is still a cunt…
Apart from his much despised anti-Brexit bollocks, old slimy arse has come over all pious about the game he used to play… St Gary had this to say recently…

‘Of all those that have been either arrested, indicted etc., Michel Platini is the saddest and most depressing: he was a footballer, one of us.’

Errr Lineker has made a career out of promoting a game that’s now rotten and corrupt from the top down… All about money and he has been taking his wedge happily….

What a sanctimonious cunt he really is…

Nominated by Norman

Men who play with trains.
Id like to nominate model train enthusiasm.
Ive always been deeply suspicious of grown men playing with toy choo choos.
Its harmless I suppose but cuntish in the extreme.
Thousands spent on Hornby,
Huge set outs of countryside and villages.
My uncle did this, in his loft he set out a massive trainset,
admittedly a lot of skilled work,
Attention to detail, and a labour of love.
Hed glow with pride, but you couldn’t touch anything!
And as a 10yr old kid I remember thinking

“You silly cunt”.

Pete Waterman is one of these cranks, when not committing crimes against music Pete likes nothing better than playing with children’s toys.
Some say harmless hobby
Some say hanging offence.
You decide.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Here we go again. The leftists, especially Labour leftists, are dire need of a nomination.

Boris has contracted the Kung Flu, most of us, even those who don’t like him, would wish him well, and wish him a speedy recovery. That’s because we’re normal, rational and above all, decent people. Not the subhuman filth who inhabit the Left though, particularly the Corbyn Crowd. Since it was announced that Boris was infected, those despicable creatures have been behaving in exactly the same way they reacted on hearing the news of Thatcher’s death. As they’re leader, Corbyn could have brought a swift end to this, by telling them to stop, because it was not what he wanted. But he didn’t. Which just proves that his mealy mouthed words on learning Boris was sick were just that, WORDS!

Cheering, dancing, shouts of ‘hope he dies’. Nothing demonstrates how morally and intellectually bankrupt the left are than when someone they hate either falls ill or dies. Their behaviour has been despicable. It has, in my opinion, proven once and for all that they are not the kind, tolerant, all inclusive, peace loving people they bragging they are. This news has shown that they are nasty, evil, intolerant bigots, with a obsession with bringing Communism to the UK.

If you dare to express an opinion that differs in any way from the theirs, they will launch a vicious hate campaigned against you. You will be verbally abused on line, they will threaten you and your family, including your family, regardless of how old your children are. Worse still, they will dox you. They put your contact details and home and work addresses on the internet, in the hope that some deluded Lefty will come to your home and cause damage.

Now, I must say right now, not all Lefties are of this ilk. And I am not nominating them. But a growing number are. These ‘people’ barely qualify for the description of ‘human’. They are the very thing that they often accuse others of being. They are bigots, they are intolerant. It’s ‘If you’re not with us, you’re against us’ In short, the left are Fascists, Nazis. And damn them to hell for it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Dear Cunters,

I shall keep this brief, but my God these challenges fuck me off.

I’m sure I’m unaware of 90% of them, like the spiders hiding in your house. I’ll let the Ice Bucket Challenge of 2015 off, mainly because it did actually achieve funding for the actual thing it was meant to stop with a genuine breakthrough. The problem is, I can’t remember what it was for and I’m pretty certain every fucknugget who poured iced water all over their craniums that housed their feeble brain can’t either. Which brings me to the crux of the matter; it is all a bunch of cunts on social media doing these challenges to “spread awareness” or some other justification for, what we all know is the real reason.

Like everything on social media, it is all about ‘ME! ME! ME!’ Look at me, I’m an attention seeking cunt who wants to cash in a couple of ‘likes’ on their chosen platform to show they’re all with the cause and joining in to look all wacky and crazy, without knowing or caring what the fuck it is about. Well, hashtag this you cunts #youreacuntchallenge Cunts! The latest is the ‘BringSallyUpChallenge’ – nope, me neither – but mark my words this quarantine is going to cause these challenges to multiply faster than a virulent virus.

Name me a challenge that has done anything in 5 years. Actually, I have heard of one. Apparently, some millennial cunts are doing one where they’re licking potentially infected surfaces to risk getting Corbyn-19. Hopefully, they will catch it and die, without using the NHS. And here is the major part of my cunting. At the start I said I’d be brief, but these cunts have got me so wound up I’ve gone on for hours.

CUNTS!!!!

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus