Quiet Quitting (Or Work-to-Rule, in old money)

The modern work force’s penchant for doing sod all if they can get away with it is a Cunt destined to further erode western civilisation and advancements.

Strikes here in Blighty wage demands refusal to alter working practices shifts conditions etc good job there isn’t a war on !!

“Quiet quitting “ is a new phrase/trend being pedalled by the lefty media for workers to empower themselves.
Means basically doing the absolute minimum that you can get away with.
In old money “work to rule” but of course that would hark back to scargill and the 70 s.

BBC News Link

So rebrand it and talk about empowerment shouldn’t seem so lefty union socialist workers party.

The civilisation and modern inventions that have being created in the past were not done so by working to rule, sorry by quiet quitting.

Get back on task you lazy Cunt s. What you enjoy today was created by better workers than you.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Park Fitness

 

One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four he’s at the door.

On my morning stroll with the dogs this morning, I noticed that the local park was full of separate groups running, doing squats and other fitness shit. There must have been 30-40 people in several different groups.

I’ve got nowt against fitness, but these cunts have become like cyclists – they think because they are “fit” they take the moral high-ground and fuck everyone else. Got dirty looks because I let my dogs run free, and the fitness cunts were in the way of where they usually sniff.

What’s wrong with people that they need to do this in groups – why not just go for a run yourself, or do some skipping in the garden. Don’t spoil my free day with your fitness shit. The one thing that has been good about the spell of crap weather is that these cunts have had to stay at home.

Mind you, I don’t mind when the birds do yoga next to the caff where I sit and eke my tea out for as long as I can.

Nominated by – Lord Cuntingford 

Amy Fenton


Amy Fenton is badly packed Kebab of a Cunt

Who the fuck is she you rightly ask.

Well she’s a twice banned from driving Coke and Piss Head now ‘freelance’ reporter for that Journalist’s bible, Lancs Live.

What’s that phrase… ‘people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones’, I’d like to modify that by adding ‘unless you’re a narcissist and weapons grade cunt so wise words are completely lost on you’.

Over the past 4/5 years I’ve made reference on ISAC to a death in custody case in which a good mate who was at the time a serving Custody Sergeant with Lancs Police, became front left and centre focus as he represented the easiest target to secure a prosecution and how bastard Human Rights lawyers have been getting fat as fuck on the fee’s they’ve extracted from Lancs Police in their search for ‘truth and justice’.

Now that the inquest has concluded it’s ok to comment.

The case is beyond nuanced, I know it inside out and to Cunt it in itself would be impossible.

But the reporting of it by that intellectual colossus Amy Fenton, banned from driving for being over the drink drive limit in 2007, then banned again in 2020 for being ‘coked up’ at the wheel requires a quantum leap of faith to believe she could a) take herself seriously as a reporter and b) find any publication that would do the same.

Back in 2019 Amy’s aversion to the truth created a bit of a storm, shall we say, up in Cumbria.

A young girl who was trafficked by those pesky culturally enriching folks appeared in Court for what actually was a breach of bail conditions but was reported by Amy as ‘lying’, or effectively making the whole thing up.

The people of Cumbria were non too pleased about this and made their feelings known, that said there’s always the odd crank who takes it too far and issues a death / rape threat.

So idiot gets jailed but Amy gets to lie a bit more, firstly she says she was living under 24 hour police protection, get fucked you’re not Salam Rushdie you titless no mark cunt, she received an Osman warning and nothing more.

But hang on a minute only a few months later she appears in Court charged with being coked up whilst driving but gives her married name and here’s the kicker, her ex husbands address, he in turn had anti arson devices installed at his house because some folks in Cumbria were still rightly pissed about her ability to report blatant lies about a very emotive case.

Her defence (even though there isn’t one) she was the sole carer of her mum and had to juggle so many things that she needed to be able to stay awake, only problem there was her mother passed away in 2018, inconvenient truth overlooked and fuck all outrage by local journalists about the fact she’d put her ex partner in danger, nothing to see here, move along……

Oh and then conveniently leaves her role as Senior Reporter on the Lakeland Bugle (I made that title up) but it was similarly named to ‘spend more time with family’, which is code for ‘fuck off there’s no job for you here’.

Because I have such an in-depth and almost lived experience of this case to then witness on an almost daily basis how somebody who lacks even a passing acquaintance with integrity, honesty, shame and self awareness to then clearly twist and manipulate facts to fit an agenda is genuinely disturbing.

I know this shit goes on but the fact it can be peddled by a cunt that can’t even lie straight in bed and has the form sheet to prove it is disturbing.

This isn’t some conspiracy theorist crank holed up in their loft (although I’m sure that’s to follow) but an actual paid ‘reporter’.

Christ on a bike, just imagine if this was a National rag…..

It would seem Ms Fenton is a hateful piece of work that has an aversion to the truth, it would appear that Ms Fenton missed the class on dual source reporting when studying to be a journo and how important it is to a journalists credibility and it does appear that Ms Fenton is indeed a piss boiling cunt that hopefully will learn when it’s too late that your past has a habit of catching you out.

Prolific North News Link

Local reporter given driving ban after cocaine arrest

The Guardian News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface

Sport England ‘This Girl Can’ Ad 2020

An enormous, “I can’t see you right today, I’m on my monthlies” cunting, for the new Sport England fitness advert.

I saw this a couple of weeks ago and thought I was hallucinating, There we were, me and Mrs Cuntatious having a little TV time when on it came, a plump bird bending over and pulling her yoga pants on, Tammy string dangling. We needed to rewind to see it again as we thought dementia had caught up with us suddenly and we were imagining it, but there it was, in all it’s stringy glory. The world is quickly going down the toilet and is full of advertising and marketing cunts, thinking up shit like this just for the sake of it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7889727/New-fitness-ad-featuring-woman-tampon-thread-hanging-underwear-inspires-women.html#comments

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

The Labour Party (8)

The Labour party and S’Kier Starmer. It’s Wednesday 17th Feb, and it’s already turned into a shit week for HM’s official opposition. Last week, Starmer was photographed in front of a Union Flag, and was talking shit about how the party needed to be seen as more patriotic. The problem there though, is that t

he party is now infested with middle class, Oxbridge parasites, who despise the UK, especially the working class. Nobody is EVER going to believe that the Labour party is in anyway patriotic. They still haven’t shaken their image as an anti-Semitic party.

Then it came out that S’Kier, having seen his personal and party ratings take a dive, has recently brought in that slimy pile of dog shit, Peter Mandelson as an advisor, much to the disgust of…well…most people. You know you’re on the way out of the door when you have to resort to employing a nasty, corrupt (had to resign from government twice over financial scandals) self-import cunt like Mandelson to raise your image.

Then a Labour group published a report which demanded that when (ha ha ha) Labour get back into government, they should pay reparations to various countries, because of the Empire, slavery etc etc. They also want to get rid of the awards system, Knighthoods, MBE’s and all that, and presumably military awards too and the House of Lords. To be honest, I can fully get behind the abolishment of the House of Lords, they’re all a bunch of cunts anyway.

And here’s the best bit. They have now decided that they will no longer be using gender specific titles such as Mr and Mrs, and will be replacing them with the made up ‘Mx’. You can opt to use Ind, which I think means indeterminate or Misc, which is miscellaneous. Wow, they’re really appealing to the population outside the Metrocentric so called ‘elite’, aren’t they. If I receive a letter from Labour which begins with ‘Dear Mx’, I will send it back to them with the words; “It is a scientific fact that their are only TWO genders. Anyone who thinks otherwise, should not be allowed to be vote because they are intellectually incapable of making such a decision” written in big letters on the top of it.

I firmly believe that our current government is shite. And incompetent (with the exception of Trade Secretary, Liz Truss, and Kemi Badenoch who, despite taking the worst racist abuse from the other side of the commons and their demented supporters for being a black, female Tory, is very happy to kick the likes of BLM and Antifart squarely in the bollocks). Especially the albino walrus in Downing Street. So it’s truly depressing the opposition are even bigger cunts. And there is every sign that they’re just going to get worse.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw