Dead Pool [384]

Congratulations to Shaun whos gone and won Dead Pool 383 by picking legendary American college football coach Lou Holtz who has died aged 89.Holtz was best know for his 11 terms in Charge of Notre Dame.He had a 33 year career managing 6 teams including the New York Jets.He ended his career with 249 wins.He is survived by his family.

On to Dead Pool 384

Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

The English Channel Dinghy Enquiry

The Cranston Enquiry has just published its report into the sinking of a “migrant” dinghy in the Channel..

“The deaths of at least 30 people who drowned while attempting to cross the English Channel in 2021 could have been avoided, an inquiry has found.

The dinghy they were travelling on became swamped and capsized in the early hours of 24 November 2021, in what became the deadliest Channel small boat incident on record.

Only two people survived, and were found almost 12 hours after they called for help..”

The victims set off from a beach near Dunkirk in France and came from a number of countries, including Iraq, Somali, Ethiopia, Egypt and Afghanistan…dear dear me.

Apparently there aren’t enough ships and aircraft constantly on patrol to stop the feral cunts drowning.

The report recommended the Coastguard gives specific training to its staff about how to deal with small boats, as well as investing in new technology..

As yet another bonus for us the Enquiry has been translated into seven languages.

It seems certain whoever gets the bill for this Enquiry won’t be delighted.

Finally,thankfully,the French coastguard have been approached for comment.

Oh good.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Deletion of the past

is a cunt – unless you are Too Kweer of course..

I wonder why? Could it be anything to do with needing to erase the past misdeeds of foreign cunts imported to murder and rape the indigenous population as part of the cultural enrichment process? Nah, can’t be that.

Nothing to see here. Eat shit, in the dark, and be grateful.

daily sceptic

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

Recycling Crap

is a cunt.

Our ever vigilant bunch of old women in government, local and national, are concerned that “recycling” remains stubbornly at 45%, where it has been for several years, so they have come up with a ripping new wheeze: From March 31st paper must be separated from cardboard, but hand on – what about those flimsy post cards we sometimes receive from exotic locations like Southend, or even somewhere more exotic like Luton?. Those sometimes very thick paper adverts insurance companies like to send out. Paper sack or cardboard sack?. What a decision to make – fuck it, let’s just dump everything in a black plastic sack and then recycling will fall. I couldn’t be bothered to fuck about and I doubt many people will:

aol

Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

Dead Pool [383]

Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire for winning Dead Pool 382 by picking uber Islamist cunt the dictatorial tyranical Ayatollah Ali Khamenei the 2nd Supreme Leader of Iran who was killed by a US Israeli drone strike yesterday aged 86 along with a lot of his generals and family.Yes he was almost certainly dead when nominated but it wasn`t confirmed so it counts as a hit.

On to Dead Pool 383

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates first come first serve and no duplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3You must pick famous cunts we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.