*Deadline January 20th 2025*
Well well. That certainly came as a bit of a surprise. In his court appearance in Liverpool today, the notorious ‘Southport Stabber’ Alex Rudakubana pleaded guilty to the murder of three little girls last year, and ten counts of attempted murder to boot.
He also admitted two terror offences, while strangely, Inspector Plod still declines to treat the attack as ‘terror related’. Mmm… one can only wonder why. For good measure, solid citizen Rudakubana also pleaded guilty to the production of ‘a biological toxin, namely ricin’. Again, one can only ponder what his plans for this were, but it’s safe to assume that nothing good could have resulted.
Rubikcube now awaits sentencing, and presumably this charmer can now look forward to a long stay somewhere at HM’s pleasure and our expense, unless he falls down a couple of flights of stairs in the meantime.
He deserves a damn good thrashing. Honestly, kids these days.
Nominated by Ron Knee.