My fellow cunters, I refer you to a report in the Guardian and its broadcast subsidiary, the BBC:

POLICE THWART FAR-RIGHT ZIONIST PLOT TO DISRUPT PEACE MARCH

A quick-thinking police officer has prevented a major plot to disrupt London’s weekly Peace March. One openly Jewish person was spotted by the officer in the vicinity of 100,000 people protesting against Israel’s genocide of Hamas, Palestine’s harmless peace-and-love organisation. Sensing a threat to public order posed by one person, the officer brought the situation smartly under control by threatening to arrest the miscreant.

The officer’s actions were backed up by the Head of the Metropolitan Gestapo, Herr Heinrich Rowley, who has announced that in order to maintain public safety, henceforth all Jewish people entering London must wear a yellow Star of David armband embossed with the word ‘Jude’. This will allow his officers to spot potential troublemakers and deal with them in advance.

London Fuehrer und Reichskauzler Adolf Khan commented ‘Arbeit macht frei’.

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The Met’s “Soft Option” Policing (Revisited)

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Home Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m in London to report on another ‘pro Palestine’ march…”

” ‘Allo ‘allo ‘allo, what’s all this then?”

“Ah officer, I’m just here to report on the march for our followers…”

“Oh dear oh dear; you’re being openly English in the presence of these peaceful demonstrators. We can’t be ‘avin’ any of that now can we? Move along sir, or I’ll ‘ave to place you under arrest”

“Being ‘openly English’ in England? What on earth are you talking about?”

“Now don’t you get stroppy with me my lad, or I’ll ‘ave you. It’s owt uv hawdur. You’re a blond, blue-eyed white male. You’ve made no attempt to blend in by puttin’ a Yassah Arafat scarf around your face to conceal your hidentity. You’ve not got a SWP placard wiv a pro-Hamas slogan on it, and you’re not chantin’ ‘frum the river to the sea’. Your presence here is hostile, and likely to provoke a breach of the peace, so ‘op it”

“No way Pedro! I’ve got a right to be here *ducks swiftly as a can whistles past head* Look! that person with the green hair and smelly looking clothes just threw a can at me! They’re chanting ‘Nazi scum’ and spitting in my direction. Don’t just stand there, do something!”

“Right sunshine, you’ve been warned. Your presence ‘ere watchin’ is an open act of provocation. You’re under arrest for being openly English in a public place. You do not ‘ave to say anythin’…”

“Oh fuck. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio. Don’t shove your knee in my back. Don’t hit me again officer, I’m not resisting… Help!”

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Former Obergruppenführer Amanda Spielman Einsatzgruppen OFSTED Division.

The alleged Sociopathic Cunt who dismissed the Suicide of Ruth Perry by claiming that her henchpersons’ Inspection of Caversham Primary School was error-free.

The psychopathic hag was a glorified School Clerk, who had no teaching qualifications, didn’t know one end of a child from another and who would have been eaten alive if she had attempted to deliver a lesson in a Secondary School, somehow became the head of the Government’s most brutal organisation: CUNTSTED.

Spielman obviously belongs to the same elite Coven as Paula Vennels; there are very few who could match her excessive levels of Cuntitude.

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But on a slightly different tangent there’s this from OpinionatedCunt

The canonisation of Ruth Perry and the resulting victimhood of of educational professionals… is a cunt.

I’m sure most of us have heard about this case by now – a headteacher receives a negative Ofsted report and takes her own life as a result.

That, of course, is extremely sad. However, it really does fuck me off that other teachers, headteachers etc who might actually be failing the children in their care are using it as a a get out of jail free card from criticism.

I agree that Ofsted needs reform, but Mrs Perry’s death isn’t an excuse for them to browbeat the system into giving them a positive result come what may.

Screaming ‘b-b-but she killed herself – I might do too if Ofsted subjects me to scrutiny. Reform Ofsted NOW!!!!‘ ignores the fact that we need bodies like Ofsted – however flawed – in order to ensure that parents can make an informed decision regarding their child’s education.

Ruth Perry should not have died, but equally those who work in education need to stop finding ways to weasel out of or delegitimise Ofsted inspections and accept that they are a necessary part of their jobs.

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now on my cunts list.

Just about everywhere does a meal deal, even my local Co-op which is tiny. Usually a sandwich, drink and a “pudding”, like a bit of cake, bag of crisps or a yoghurt.

Except Sainsbury’s have decided that a yoghurt is now actually the equivalent of a sandwich, or a pasty or a pasta salad.

Well, no Sainsbury’s, it’s not the same. If yoghurt has become so pricey you can’t offer them as a snack, just remove them from the “meal deal”. It really is that simple.

Don’t piss on my chips and call it vinegar.

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“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m joined by Scottish First Minister Humza Youseless, to discuss his remarks concerning white people made, let’s say, in a disparaging and somewhat distasteful tone to the Scottish Parliament”.

“Och it isnae ‘Youseless’, yah Anglish twat, it’s Yousaf”.

“Oh my apologies. I must have misheard references to you. Anyway, you seem to be uncomfortable that, as you put it, ‘the most senior positions in Scotland are filled almost exclusively by those who are white’, and that ‘it’s just not good enough’. Wouldn’t you consider that in terms of your own ‘hate crime’ legislation, many people will perceive these comments to be racist, or at the very least hypocritical? I believe that you’ve been reported to Police Scotland more times than JK Rowling”.

“Absolutely nort. Ah’ve bin cleared bah th’ polis on this, in spite ah vex…vexa…er malicious complaints made agin’ me ken. Ah’m nort even gettin’ ah ‘norn crime hate incident’ loggin’ agin’ mah name, yeh can be sure o’ that”.

“That’s very convenient for you. Nevertheless, you must surely see that such comments don’t exactly present you in a favourable light”.

“Ah said it then, ah’ll say it noo. It’s nae guid enough. Ah insist orn mah reet tae gie mah view, jist like everyone in Scortlund. Less o’ course ah disagree with them, in which case we’ll a’ th’ polis feelin’ their collar faster than ah rat up ah drainpipe”.

“But you make it sound as though there’s something inherently bad about the situation. After all, it just happens that 96% of Scots are white. Put it this way. You’re ethnically Asian, from Pakistan. The overwhelming number of Pakistanis could be termed brown skinned. Suppose I went there and said that ‘it’s just not good enough’ that ‘the senior positions in Pakistan are filled almost exclusively by browns’. Would you find that ‘not good enough’? Surely in both cases it’s just a simple fact of demographics”.

“Erm, ah wull och aye *thinks; cannae play th’ race card prawpulley here* aw look here’s mah lackey wi’ mah scooter. Must peddle aff tae ah meetin’ wi’ th’ Greens tae discuss mair cycle lane provision. Cyclists ah victims yeh ken, especially if they’re norn whitey…”.

Well I’m glad we got that sorted oot I mean out. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

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Most MPs are hypocrites, shills for their leaders , however shit they are (Reeves and Streeting for Kweer, for example) but a few are hypocritical cunts, and nobody demonstrates this better than poofter William Wragg a Conservative MP who called for Boris to resign because of Partygate – he was one of the first to submit a letter of no confidence and went rushing on TV to say so. The BBC loved him. Ditto with Liz Truss

We ALL know Partygate would have gone away, just like Blair’s cottaging and Rayner’s tax problems, but Wragg and his pals stirred the shit. I remember on one occasion the thirty-something Wragg, declared that Boris was “bringing the party into disrepute”. Well we all know what happened.

It seems, however that Wragg was sending pictures of his dick (which I can only assume is as inadequate as the rest of him) to Grindr, a casual sex “dating”service for poofs, and he was blackmailed into sending contact details for other (Conservative) MPs – he should have tried Labour – they have more than their fair share.

The result is this little shit not only retains the party whip, he got Boris replaced by the inadequate vote loser Rishi, and this little duplicitous bastard is likely to get away with it, because other parties will want to keep a lid on it because they know so many of them suffer from The Gayness. Wragg is standing down at the next election anyway, and has probably cost bis successor the job already.

But if Boris bought the party into dispute, God alone knows what this little bender has done. He is a deputy chair of the 1922 Committee, for God’s sake – throw hi out of that at least. As Monty Python’s team once said (in Australian) “NO POOFTERS”

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And then there’s this from Sir Limply Stoke

William Wragg MP

Oh dear Fings Ain’t What They Used To Be. Back in the ‘60s we did mucky sex properly – Guardsmen standing to attention outside the public gents at 4am. Models pleasuring MPs in Soho with dodgy Soviet Attaches involved leading to splash headlines and Governments rocked. Questions asked in The House.

What do we have now in our digital age? Tepid pimply Tory laddoes emailing piccies of their little man “under duress” to some Nasty Man who demands them on the internet. Result? Instant blackmail as the Nasty Man demands more piccies of his Tory Friends and their private mobile nos and email addresses. Name of this upstanding public servant? One William Wragg MP for Hazel Grove, Manchester.

“I got chatting to a guy on an app and we exchanged pictures. We were meant to meet up for drinks, but then didn’t.”

“Then he started asking for numbers of people. I was worried because he had stuff on me. He gave me a WhatsApp number, which doesn’t work now. I’ve hurt people by being weak.”

William Wanky Wragg has had the whip taken from him and now sits as an independent and will not apparently seek re-election (make your own Carry On gags from that lot).

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