The giving out of awards to people, businesses and services for just doing what the are suppose to be doing.

The link in this nom is a prime example of the school sports day concept whereby everyone gets a medal for just taking part so they don’t feel a bit upset or inadequate. This has now manifested itself into the workplace, presumably because those kids who all got medals at school are now running stuff in the real world.

Kent on Line

Now forgive me, but surely isn’t the most BASIC standard of service you should expect from the medical profession is “high-quality care” I mean, no one looks at Trustpilot before going into hospital for an operation and thinks ‘hmmm, my hospitals only rated a 3 star, but I will take a chance and rate it myself should I actually survive this operation’ and then in doing so, placing a review stating ‘well, I didn’t expect it looking at the previous reviews, but I ended up with some high quality care’

No one says ‘I’m going to this hospital because I really want some really shit, low standard of care‘ of course not, but in this country now, you get awards for doing what you should be doing, and those that aren’t providing high quality care aren’t investigated as to why not.

Bollocks

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

We’ve all come across them, in fact they’ve been given names.
Karen’s or Kevin’s.

They go out of their way to be offended.

Starbucks: You didn’t spell my name correctly. Skreeee!
That’s my seat ( in the pub)
I NEED a mother and toddler place, because I don’t want my car scratched!
I’m a single Mum, so I need your seat ( on the bus, no child, elderly or handicapped seat).

I could go on, countless examples. A couple of these happened to me, but an ‘ accidental rap on the ankle with my lead weighted, anti-twat/thug walking stick.

renegademothering.com

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I recently bought a couple of small items, one was delivered by EVRI, they fetched it on time and in fine condition. Nothing more, or less than I expect.

Ten minutes later I get an email, ”how did we do?” fill in this online bollocks and rate the service. Piss off, it’s just a fucking delivery, you did what you were paid to do. The end.

You make a purchase online, same shit, please tell everyone how fucking marvelous we are by rating us on some meaningless website like Trustpilot.

How the fuck can you trust anything on there? Often there’s an inducement to ‘rate’ a service, you know the one, ‘you’ll be entered into a draw to win this, that or the other’.

It’s meaningless bullshit. Now sell me this can of beans and fuck off.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

Galloway has been around as a pain in the arse to conventional politicians for a long long time.

There was a time when I seemed to encounter the cunt on early morning/late night tubes in London on a regular basis. At the time he was, not unlike now, the sole representative of a pro-Arab splinter party known as the Respect Party.

He would sit bristling away on an end seat with a female minder and wearing a cap hiding his bald pate and a look loaded with Scottish offence and several chips on his shoulders demanding to have them knocked off.

As he was founder and sole Parliamentary member of Respect at the time I felt duty bound to accommodate him and called him a cunt, which to be fair, he took pretty well because he loved the attention after I explained that he was but one one of many I have met during a long life and dissed which includes the Duke of Edinburgh, Michael Foot, David Cameron, George and Gordon Brown plus various international politicians.

Put simply his whole demeanour demanded to be insulted and he felt insulted if he was not.

So what has Galloway (or Shalloway as fellow Labour hacks called him) achieved over the years? Supported that great human being Saddam Hussein during the Iraq War, appeared on certain celebrity programmes for has beens playing a pussy cat and purring and kissing toes and and…I seem to have run out of material. Anyway he is always full of bluster, resentment and victimhood but I have yet to fathom what he actually stands for.

He claims to support Gaza and something from the River to the Sea but WTF? Riding anti-English Whitey sentiment in Rochdale he is now MP for that urban shite hole (as sole representative and sole founder of the Workers Party) and the best of luck to him.

Rochdale? Would not go out of my way to piss in it. Galloway? Would not go out of my way to piss on the bald cunt and his black fedora.

Manchester Evening News

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke