Tamer Hassan

Posted on January 14, 2011 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Tamer Hassan is a comedy pseudo cockney warbler of a ‘do anything for a paycheck’ while the bubble is still incomprehensibly going on and further putting the British Film Industry into the mire with every miserable excuse for a ‘cockernee gangstar film innit yooo cunts’ where would I be without Danny Dire holding my pecker up, yeah probably shaving the scrags of doner off the elephant leg in your local New Cross Kebabish Emporium at 3.00 a.m. for fucking fuck’s what is the world coming to, extraordinary lucky man-brick of a cunt.

Nominated by deadlaa

Audley Harrison

Posted on January 13, 2011 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

So pisspoor excuse for a boxer Audley Harrison is going to be paid his purse from the David Haye fight.

Apparently he’s delighted and said he will put it in his handbag along with his make-up and tampons, the useless wet cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Roy Hodgson

Posted on January 8, 2011 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Roy Hodgson, the worst ‘pool manager since Michael Barrymore,
is a sacked today useless cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Phillip Hughes

Posted on January 5, 2011 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Phillip Hughes is a weak willed, cricket cheating, Aussie cunt.

Nominated by G.O.T.

Ricky Ponting

Posted on December 28, 2010 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Ricky Pointing is a gobby, gum chewing, finger-pointing, umpire disputing cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Convict Colony
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said “put him on a ship, to the convict colony”
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony