The Australian cricket team are all out for 98 useless cunts.
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate
and she moaned and she groaned
as she took it up the billabong
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate.
The Australian cricket team are all out for 98 useless cunts.
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate
and she moaned and she groaned
as she took it up the billabong
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate.
Vince Cable, erstwhile Secretariat Of BusyBodyNess and now shunted to the Sidings Of Shame is a naive cunt who is now saying the sting by the Telegraph has done “great damage” to the relationship between MPs and their constituents.
No Vince, you are the one who has undermined any vestigial trace of trust between us commoners and you Great And Worthy Whores Who Will Do Anything For A Shilling, you cheap cunt.
Read Quick Draw McGraw’s lengthy and excellent cunt-nominating rant here.
A masterpiece of clinical analysis and abuse.