Auriol Grey


Auriol Grey: to blame or not to blame?

BBC News Link.

I honestly don’t know what to make of this. On the one hand, the woman in question, being partially sighted, is naturally going to feel more intimidated by cyclists than the average Joe (or Jane in this instance). She also couldn’t have foreseen that her comment would’ve left to the cyclist’s death.

On the other hand, the cyclist was an old lady who, understandably, was going to feel intimidated by riding on the road, and she veered into the road when she did as a direct result of Ms Grey’s actions. Ms Grey also showed very little, if any, remorse throughout the trial or maybe it’s the fault of the authorities for failing to provide safe cycling spaces.

What do my fellow cunters think?

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

Rufus Wainwright


Another Brexit claim. This time a luvvie one, courtesy of the Guardian. (Of course)

”Rufus Wainwright blames UK’s ‘narrow outlook’ after Brexit for Opening Night’s flop”

Yes, this tremendously talented luvvie (never heard of the cunt) put the failure of whatever pile of wank he created , down to Brexit.
Yes, West End audiences ‘lack curiosity’ due to Brexit. And this is fucking London, the Remoaner’s heartland.

It takes a special talent to configure shite musicals with Brexit but by god this fucker has imagination.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Harry Hewitt [21]


Harry Fucking Hewitt and his preposterous medals are a bit of a cunt, eh?

Seeing that illegitimate bloodnut prick wearing his unearned medals must surely rankle any man who has served his country in a military capacity.
The medals he wears with undeserved pride include:

Operational Service Medal for Afghanistan presented in 2008 (after his service in Helmand Province, presumably playing Xbox safely on the base with his bored bodyguards)
Queen’s Golden Jubilee Medal
Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Medal
Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Medal

So basically medals for turning up to his non-blood relation grandmother’s ceremonies. Duracell cuckold wanker. I wish cancer upon what remains of his ginger bollocks.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine

Crystal Healing


I’ve never heard a doctor shout

” Bring me a amethyst geode stat!!!”

And I know for a fact that Christies cancer Hospital isn’t using using quartz instead of radiotherapy.

But people (yanks) believe in the health benefits of gemstones and crystals.

The annual market being worth £4 trillion.

Buzz words to beware of are
“Well being” “synergy”
And “New age”.

Often people who believe this are white people with dreadlocks.
Sandal wearers,
And people who wear baggy cotton batic pants from India.

I don’t believe geological byproducts can heal serious health issues in the human body.
I’m a crank like that.

Although quartz is a good indicator of the presence of gold.

So if you find a vein of quartz and it’s crusted with gold ?!!
Pay for good medical care and stop fucking about.

American Spa Link.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

The Garrick Club


This boys club have finally relented to allow women in.. there goes the neighbourhood..

Personally I know nothing about the place, so thanks Google..
The place hardly sounds like a laugh riot but each to their own..

So if women want to join, fair enough..
But do they, or is it another case of we don’t like the sound of that,so let’s spoil it for everyone.

Women are free to start their own club, like say the WI..which allows men to become members,
Oops my mistake..

I have heard there is a 10 year waiting time for membership, or will the women jump the queue?

If women want to sit around with the likes of Stephen fry, sting and bendy cumberbatch.
Good luck to them, because it sounds like my version of hell.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt