Barbara Furlow-Smiles, former Facebook Diversity, Equity and Inclusion ( DEI) manager, used her position from January 2017 to September 2021 to defraud Facebook, to the tune of $5m+.

She faked events, business deals and invoices using fraudulent vendors, faked invoices and cash kickbacks. Friends and relatives, as well as Ms. Furlow-Smiles benefited.

GB News.

She also ran a similar scheme while working for Nike in a similar DEI role, though only managed to scam a paltry $120k from them.

Miss Furlow-Smiles is now enjoying the hospitality of the prison system, and will be doing so for the next 5 years. She’s also been ordered to repay both Facebook and Nike (good luck with that!).

I now invite my fellow cunters to guess Miss Furlow-Smiles ethnicity without reading the article. (I guessed correctly – NA)

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

I was listening to a music channel while driving the other day. Well, I say ‘music channel’ but between the phone-ins, the news, the weather and the competitions, there was actually precious little music on offer, but that’s maybe for another time.

Oh, and let’s not forget the bastard adverts. In this case, I’m going for one in particular, one where a gushing, incredibly enthusiastic female was trying to convince the audience that a mobile phone deal was fantastic value ‘from just £something 99 pee per month!’. Even better, the superdelux deal was ‘from as little as £something 99 pee per month! That’s right; only £something 99pee per month!’ (Limited offer, terms and conditions apply rapid blah babble).

It will come as no surprise to cunters to learn that I was so impressed that I raced home and immediately signed myself and the wife up*.

Why, I ask myself, are advertisers so lacking in imagination that they still believe that anybody anywhere is influenced by this hackneyed, worn out technique? ‘From just… for as little as… only…’ ; and they always sound so amazed, you’d almost think they actually believed it themselves.

Fucking boring twats.

*Actually, I didn’t really…

Sporting Life.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

It was as mawkish and as sentimentally over the top as I’d expect.

But it was also worse than that. The departing LFC manager wearing a jumper with a heart on the front with ‘Thanks Luv’ printed below it (good bloody grief). While on the back it said ‘I’ll never walk alone again’. I mean, bloody hell. Can anyone imagine Shanks, Bob Paisley or Joe Fagan wearing such a daft garment and taking part in all that touch feely bollocks?

Then there was Klopp’s farewell speech. Why does everything have to be so over the top and a spectacle in the modern game? When Sir Matt Busby left Manchester United he just announced he was going and that was that. Same with Sir Alf Ramsey and Sir Bobby Robson with England. I can see why Liverpool fans love Klopp, he did put them back on top for a while. But all that syrup drenched hanging it out, which of course was lapped up by the fans at Anfield? I’m surprised there wasn’t ticker tape and fireworks as well.

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Nominated by : Norman

 
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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

 
This odious dickhead has sent condolences to Iran in the wake of a helicopter crash which has killed, (hooray), some of their most prominent leaders.

Whilst most of the world is celebrating the demise of the death of President Raisi, (The Butcher of Tehran), and Foreign Minister Abdollahian, et al,
lily livered Michel send a condolence message.

Luckily, the UK can no longer claim to be part of this fuckwittery. It seems the Dutch nationalist, Geert Wilders has distanced himself from the Europrats as well. Good on yer Geert.

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Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire.