Jeremy Vine

 

is a cunt. And definitely not a “bike nonce”.

The High Court has found Mr Joey Barton’s posts on ‘X’ , formerly known as Tommy Robinson, were defamatory.

This is clearly the right decision as the spindly presenter cunt is clearly not a “BIKE NONCE”. Of course, he does ride a “bike” and Mr Barton was, therefore not being defamatory in this regard. It is the bit where he refers to the pathetic, whinging, lefty piss-weed cunt as a “nonce” that causes the problem.

Mr Barton needs to watch it. The High Court clearly takes a very dim view indeed of persons who call Jeremy Vine a “Bike Nonce” when he is, in fact, a cunt.

bbcnews

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

‘We’re so sorry.”

 

You hear this a lot after a fuckup/scandal. Sunak said it about the infected blood scandal. Satan Vennells said it multiple times during her evidence to the Post Office inquiry. Whenever a child dies in the home and the Waffen SS don’t intervene, we hear it then as well.

It’s as if people and organisations think that saying ‘sorry’ magically makes everything better. But it doesn’t. People still died. That pain and suffering still happened. Peoples’ lives were still ruined. For once, just for once, it would be nice to hear somebody admit all of that when a calamity happens instead of issuing a token fucking apology.

bbcnews

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt.

Annette Bond

 

Cheat and cunt.

This woman has MS, which is awful. However, she had been getting enhanced disability benefits for 10 years, claiming that she could barely stand or get out of bed.

However, Ms. Bond was put under surveillance ( presumably because of “information received”, and lo, and behold, she was going out on a regular basis to run a sub 30 minute 5km route.

Hardly unable to stand, maybe she meant to say hardly able to stand still.

I have no doubt she has MS , but to claim a further £7k a year, that she didn’t actually need is reprehensible, and she deserved everything she got.

Stv

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Sheffield bus services (2)

 

“Apologies that this is pretty much just a moan, but I cannot believe they are this unfathomably bad at the minute. Going to work in the morning, it’s a pure lottery whether any come at all, let alone on time, and coming home from work, I had been stood at a bus stop on Ecclesall Road for 50 minutes at peak time between 5-6, and two buses came past in total. I counted and three scheduled buses I was waiting for simply did not come. Especially given the fact they’ve just redone the timetables, I simply do not understand why a city of half a million cannot have a bus service that functions even remotely properly. Anyway, rant over.”

This is not my moan, but I went to the City centre today, by bus, and this pretty much sums it up.

The bus was actually on time, but it was filthy, the driver was a surly twat who didn’t even manage a grunt in response to my ” good morning “.

Manners are free, and wash your fucking buses, you cunts!

I strongly suspect that OC may have
written the original complaint. I wouldn’t blame him.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Dead Pool [324]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won deadpool 323 by picking the American Actress singer and WW2 pin up model Janis Paige who has died at the ripe old age of 101.Paige had a career spanning over 60 years and was sone of the Last Surviving Actresses from the Golden Age of Hollywood.

On to Dead Pool 324

ThE rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.