TV Charity Appeals

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Miles crying like a pro. Tansy and Kofi eating fake flies. A heart wrenching TV wonderland. Carefully crafted voice overs making the pitch.

Sorry kiddies but if I dial the number I know I will get endless fund raising calls from armies of charity slaves.

Give £2 a month to help… better minimum £5… better £10 a month by Standing Order (the Holy Grail). I can take your bank details now so we can go on paying lots of money to our professional fund raiser bosses.

Save the Children? Sod the cunts. I’d rather save my money

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Plod [2]

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The police is a cunt.

For years they turned a blind eye to widespread criminality by tabloid hacks (while enthusastically trousering brown envelopes full of cash), ignored the warnings about Chief Nonce Jimmy Savile, accused and smeared the dead fans at Hillsborough – and now it turns out they were mounting an undercover operation to smear the family of Stephen Lawrence too.

FUCK OFF, PLOD, YOU REPUGNANT, MORALLY BANKRUPT, SELF-INTERESTED CUNT

Nominated by : Fred West

Securitas

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Fucking Securitas or should I say Securitoss.

Another Shit multi national security company managed by short arsed fuckwitted Welsh arseholes and fat useless ex Military cooks whose only talents are being full of shit and being grade A Cunts.

Nominated by : Ollie Burton’s Grandad

Paul McCartney [4]

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Get out your thesaurus and look up synonyms for cunt – if there were any justice in the world you’d find a full-page photograph of Paul McCartney in characteristic “thumbs aloft” pose.What more is there to say about this droopy-eyed, scrotum-faced cunt with hair dyed black with an auburn afterglow (all that cash and still he looks like he’s done his hair at home with a tin of creosote)? If you thought all possible expressions of this cunt’s cuntitude had been exhausted, think again.

Is there any other cunt on the planet who resembles both a notorious child-killer (Ian Brady) AND a soap-opera transsexual (Hayley from Coronation Street)?

No. Just Macca then. What a fucking cunt.

Nominated by : Fred West