Farmers

Posted on January 3, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

While we’re on the subject of benefit scroungers, this bunch of whinging, poverty pleading, cunts are always on our TV screens, in our newspapers etc for one thing and one thing alone, reminding us all how supposedly hard up they are. Meanwhile, they drive around in their new, top of the range vehicles in their tweeds drawing thousands of pounds a year from the public purse.

I know of several of these cunts who draw around 70K a year in subsidies from national/international government for doing fuck all to “support their businesses” and they still manage to make a loss. !!!

Seriously, where these cunts are concerned, we desperately need another Harrying of the North – South, East and West too.

Nominated by: lousmorrells

Colton Bridgeman

Posted on January 2, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Colton Bridgeman is a despicable cunt who mugged a disabled 89 yr old for a tenner and 2 days later, a 69 yr old woman for a measly six quid.

Prison is too good for cunts like this. The hard man even cried like a bitch slapped ginger stepchild after getting banged up for 5 years. I’d prefer a thorough and prolonged public birching for the fuckslap delinquent toerag twat in front of his community.

He hails from Suffolk so not completely sure community is the right word. Diversely challenges gene pool maybe..?

Nominated by: Occam’s Razor

2014

Posted on January 1, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

2014 is already a cunt. Fucking drunken bastard cunts letting off fireworks and launching Chinese firebombs all night. I need me fucking beauty sleep.

Winter Olympics. Euro elections. Commonwealth games. Same sex weddings. Coagulation still in charge. Scottish referendum.

More fucking Strictly, more X Factor, more Britain’s Got Talent (No. It hasn’t!), more I’m a Nonentity Get the Fuck Outta Here!, more British Bake Off, more Robson fucking Green going fucking fishing FFS! And it all kicks off on Friday with the live launch of Celebrity Big Brother.

And don’t forget soap, soap, soap. More Corrie, more Emmerdale, more Holyoaks, more fucking Eastenders.

All we need now is Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor to carry on from this years biggest Christmas Turkey (was that shite, or what ?). Oh fuck! He’s going to!

Too many cunts to count.

Jeezus H Keriste! 2013 was bad enough…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Fox Hunters

Posted on December 31, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Following on from Christmas, the usual Cuntishness of the Boxing day hunts manifests itself. Despite being made illegal, these red coated, upper class cunts use any opportunity to flout the law and persist in their belief that they still are the ruling classes.

I therefore cheerfully nominate Fox hunters for an extreme cunting

Nominated by: Toadspanker

Footballers [2]

Posted on December 30, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Footballers. Footballers. Footballers.

There is nothing that I love more than watching these overpaid wankers dive around a fucking field! The tooth fairy probably acts less of a fairy than those cunting fairies. And some of my cuntish mates from school argue with me saying its a great sport – well them cunts are nearly as cunty as the cunting players, fucking cunts!

If it wasn’t for that cunting game they would probably end up somewhere like fucking McDonalds. They are all thick as pig shite. Sports like tennis, badminton, squash and cricket have more contact than those cunters. Bring back the death penalty is what i say! Rugby is a real sport. At least they actually do some work!

You know what i hate the most out of em all? Cunting scouse footballers. “Yeh, you know, I played well today, you know, errr, we couldnt have done it without the other guys, you know, err, err, err, you know, I like my chickkkken and bacccon, you know, err.” Bunch of cunts they all are!

Please feel free to comment and add anything I have missed!

Nominated by : Billy