Betting ads

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Every fucking sports programme on the box these days is interrupted and peppered with bloody adverts encouraging people to gamble… Whether it’s that cartoon cockernee buffoon, Ray Winstone (“Bet Free Six Foive! Naaar!”), that shouty Italian commentator twat, or those cunts in sombreros with that crappy Beyoncé music. Then there’s the commercials for casinos, roulette, online poker, William Hill, and ever other bookie in Britain… It’s just total overkill…

So telly here in the UK is not allowed to advertise fags, cigars (those Hamlet ads were ace!) or baccy any more. Booze is hardly advertised these days (unless it’s some pretentious Guinness ad, a twatty Strongbow ad, or that funny looking Grouse thing at Xmas!). But it is perfectly acceptable to encourage people to bet, gamble and get into possible debt or even an addiction?!

Anthony Burgess said “They took away our opium, and they gave us beer and football”

A 2014 version could go like this:

“It’s now frowned upon to drink and smoke. But, hey, it’s OK to gamble… Give us all your money that way, and dig yourself a potential hole into the bargain!”

Pure working class screwing, hypocritical capitalist cuntery…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

( Fancy a flutter on the EU elections, Norman? Ed. )

Hector the Inspector

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HMRC are cunts. ‘Nuff said.

Nominated by: Hugh Jass

Nice one, Gideon! You managed to slip one past us in the budget by letting HMRC take money directly out of our banks in exchange for using perfectly legal tax avoidance schemes. But it’s OK ‘cos you can always appeal afterwards and if you win, they’ll give it back.

FFS! I’m forced to agree with Hugh Jass on this. You’re piss taking cunts.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Hugh Grant

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GQ Germany

I humbly nominate Hugh Grant to be included in your esteemed list of cunts. Is there a more fucking doe-eyed fop of a cunt on the planet?

The worst thing is that the Yanks love him and are convinced we’re all a bunch of squint eyed Eton educated mother-loving gooey cunts that wouldn’t say boo to a moose. He steps into my boozer and I’ll twat the embarrassment out of him…cunt!

Nominated by: Fleaboy

George Osborne [5]

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George Osborne, an idiot cunt that can’t even do kindergarten arithmetic. He says the UK is growing economically and well on the way to recovery.

Just do the simple numbers:

GDP growth for fiscal year 2013 – 2014 (1 April 2014 to 31 March 2014 ) is 1.9%
Government borrowing for fiscal year 2013 – 2014 £107.7 billion
UK GDP for fiscal year 2013 – 2014 is said to be £2.5 trillion
Therefore borrowing = 4.3% of GDP (107.7 / 2,500)

If you borrow £10 you are not £10 better off – you have to pay the £10 back + interest (so you are £12.50 worse off).

Simple arithmetic shows that the UK economy shrank by 2.4% in the fiscal year 2013 – 2014 (borrowing of4.3% – growth of 1.9%). Borrowed money in not wealth. It has to be paid back. But the dirty evil pedophiles, sodomites, rapists and evil tax evading thieves in parliament, will never pay a penny of the debt they create. The national debt is loaded onto the poor.

More lies from the cunt George Osborne.

Inflation for most ordinary people is now 10%+ (just look at the price of a loaf or a sausage). GDP is a fucking lie (it incorporates the multiple recycling of money thieved from the poor by the dirty evil pedophiles and sodomites in parliament), and incorporates the housing bubble – whereby the criminals of the world use UK property (especially London) for money laundering and hiding wealth (obtained by criminal means).

George Osborne is dirty evil worthless idiot cunt. All the cunt does is thieve from the poor to give to the rich.

Nominated by: MPs are pedophiles and sodomites

( In the interests of political balance, it should be pointed out that Gordon Brown and Ed Balls can’t fucking add up either! Ed. )