Sir Alex Ferguson [4]

Posted on April 19, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Fergie is a cunt. I have been a red since boyhood in the 1970s. But I think Ferguson is an old cunt….

He sold Ronaldo for 80 fucking million! And he didn’t even attempt to replace the boy with said 80 million (those Glazer filth sucked it up instead!).

Embarrassed MUFC and pissed off major shareholders (Coolmore Mafia) over some racehorse spunk (which led to…)

Dropping his keks and giving them his (and United’s) arse when the Glazers came to Manchester. Took their dollars, licked their arses, and crippled United with debt. Fergie still won’t hear a bad word against the American carpetbaggers, even now he has retired…

Told two longstanding and loyal matchgoing reds who complained to him about the Glazers to “Fuck off and watch Chelsea if you don’t like it!” (this is true!).

He bought that useless cunt, Bebe… For the price of six Bryan Robsons or seven Eric Cantonas!

Choosing David Moyes as his successor….

He has sold his soul to the devil (Glazer), sold out true supporters, and he is a judas cunt!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

The Welsh [3]

Posted on April 18, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Welsh !! What a bunch of stupid fuckwit cunts !

First of all, they insist in using a dead language and call it “ther culture” – that’s because there’s nothing remotely like culture ever been produced in fucking wales. There’s still places in wales where you can’t get a drink on Sunday – it’s 2014, not 1614, you boring, baptist chapel motherfuckers !!

Now they want to ban electronic ciggarettes “in case it makes people take up smoking” …. Fuck off and die, cunts… next thing we should do is ban trips to wales in case it leads to people taking up sheep shagging.

You’re a complete cunt, Dai !!!

Nominated by: who put the cunt in scunthorpe

The welsh are cunts full stop. You have no industry, you have no output, you wouldn’t have any jobs if we didn’t put the Royal Mint and the DVLC there. so take you independence, your dead language, your fucking independence, and your country, and row it out into the atlantic you fucking dead beats.

At least the scots have some oil we can steal, and we can milk Susan Boyle until she commits suicide

Nominated by: The oncoming fart

( …that Max Boyce and Tom Jones are right cunts too. Ed. )

Reality TV

Posted on April 17, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

All reality TV is for cunts, “The Voice” the “X Factor”, “I’m a (has-been) Celebrity”. Programmers with as much imagination as a retarded monkey, spewing out the same old shite every year because the brain-dead population of the UK are like crack addicts, who will vegetate on the couch during prime time TV and suck it all in.

THEN they will bore the crap out of everyone at work, discussing it on Monday.

Nominated by: Captain Tripps

Will I Am is a twat and the Voice is auditions as entertaunment shizer. I wouldn’t mind smashing that Fergie out of the Black Eyed Peas though…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

…and that Tom Jones is a cunt too – but I’d shag Kylie

Nominated by: Dioclese