Liz Truss (7)

Has written a book, and no, it’s not about tea-time with Teddy for toddlers.

Sky News

But that’s not the story.
Apparently, she has broken the rules, by not getting an actual rubber stamp of authority before publishing!
Who’d have thunk Liz could be so naughty?
But what will her punishment be, you might ask?
I’d venture bugger all.
She might have been in charge very briefly, but she’d have been updated on all the shit that has to be kept under the carpet, where it gets swept.

Just for fun, I’ll add another link below. Well, the cover photo on it might entertain you.

The Guardian

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

The Worst Song Lyric(s) Ever

Friends, Romans & Cuntrymen (and women), I beg your indulgence to launch yet another frivolous nomination – and indeed, competition.

(I note that the ADMIN(s) have not [yet] engaged in the awarding of some sort of `prize` for the best response for such light-hearted cajolery?)

(A plastic trophy of Diane Abbott’s used under-crackers awaits – Day Admin)

Anyway, back to song lyrics.

The other day I heard a tune on the radio called Africa by Toto
This is verse 2, with the most ridiculous lyric ever to appear in a song (fucking ever) italicized

“The wild dogs cry out in the night *
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what’s right

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

I seek to cure what’s deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I’ve become”

Jon Anderson (him from that `Yes` progressive band) couldn`t have come close (To the edge – sorry) to `writing` even crapper prose.

Perhaps YOU can think of another ?

But I doubt it.

* My humble re-write, after this, would be …
As they grow restless thinking about bones
OK, maybe a bowl of Winalot®
And, as sure as shit, they`ll be howling for `doggy bix` later on, the greedy shitters.
Etc.

But then, I`ve actually thought about the words.

Unlike Toto

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Musicians Bitchfits and Donald Trump

Well its election year across the pond and there will be plenty of campaigning to be done between now and the November vote. U.S politics is well-known for its razzamatazz at rallies and its partisan atmosphere especially that of Donald Trump and his MAGA message which brings me onto the subject of this cunting; Trumps walk-on music and the acts who have tried to have him banned from playing their hits.

Its quite a list with an eclectic taste ranging from Black Sabbath to the Village People. R.E.M, Adele and Elton John amongst others couldn’t issue cease-and-desist notices fast enough. The image of The Donald waving to the massed ranks of MAGA Nazis with the Village Peoples ‘Macho Man’ blaring out must be too much for the Washington establishment.

They are free to their opinions of course but the reality is once the song is released into the public sphere there is very little the recording artist or song writer can do. No one needs to be told that they would have fuck all to say on their music being used at the rallies of Biden asking for another four years of uncontrolled immigration, LGBQ lunacy and anti-white racism. I think Trump uses all these legal writs in the litter tray for his hair anyway and since he is being sued every other week, I reckon he has bigger problems than a bunch of dummy spitting wankers crying about their ‘art’.

We are not immune over here in the UK. Granny Rayner wanted to play ‘Our House’ at a recent event but Madness said they don’t want to be associated with a lying thieving ginger cunt.

America, just be grateful he is not coming on stage to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’ like our own Mavis May. No wonder you can only see them as digital avatars now as they are too ashamed to be seen in public.

Wiki

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Jeffrey Marsh

IsAC followers may be familiar with the strange (some might say sinister) figure of a certain Jeffrey Marsh.

For those who aren’t, let me say that Marsh is a non-binary ‘influencer’ and activist who is all over soshull meeja, and who has become notorious for wanting to talk to kids privately about their sexuality, away from the prying eyes of their parents. As Mark Kermode would say, ‘here’s a clip’;

Yes, Trans Activists Admit They Are Grooming Your Kids

Well, let’s just use that term much favoured by SJWs shall we, and describe young Jeffrey’s behaviour as ‘problematic’.

You might be thinking that Marsh’s behaviour couldn’t become any odder, but you’d be wrong. Lo and behold, someone or something has persuaded him/her or whatever that he/she or whatever can sing;

Lawd have mur-cee. Normally my advice to Jeffrey would be ‘don’t give up the day job’, but in this case…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Boots and HMG – Public/Private Ripoff Partnership

(“That’ll be a hundred quid, you old bag!” – Day Admin)

Having got punters hooked on the whole scene surrounding COVID vaccines, the pushers have started to charge, and how!

The cost of jabs has gone up from free to almost £100 per shot. The Government got these addicts started, and now their pleasure will hit their pockets hard.

Boots offers private COVID-19 vaccination service at almost £100 per jab

Or maybe this is the first testing of the market before more traditional recreational narcotics are offered on a fully legalised basis?

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea