Paula Radcliffe

Posted on April 26, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

So Radcliffe ran the London Marathon as her ‘last competitive race’. Only it wasn’t, was it Paula? You weren’t in the competitive race were you? You were in there with the fun runners but being you, Paula, you just had to talk it up, didn’t you?

You fucked up in the 2012 Olympics after the big build up when you didn’t appear at all and you just couldn’t stand it could you? You had to have just one more golden moment. You just love the limelight too much. Bowing out gracefully would have been just too much for you, wouldn’t it?

FFS, Paula, why don’t you just quit and stop getting in our faces with your pathetic attempts to impress us? Because we’re not.

Fuck off and leave us in peace.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Griff Rhys Jones

Posted on April 26, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Griff Rhys Jones is a cunt… First of all there’s that horrible fruity voice he puts on… He’s also one of the BBC royalty (along with French, Saunders, Jools Holland, Lenny Henry and al those other early 80s ‘alternative comedy’ wankers!).. Also, any BBC show called the Quizeum and featuring Griff Rhys Jones just screams out the letters C, U,N and T….

Nominated by: Norman

Griff Rhys Jones is, without doubt, an ocean going cunt. He always seems to me to be entirely too smug and pleased with himself. Mind you, I’d be pretty smug if I was a talentless twat who the BBC kept throwing money at. Watch for this cunt on the “revamped” Top Gear next year.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Adam Henson

Posted on April 26, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Two cocks for the price of one!

Adam Henson of Adam’s Farm/Countryfile IS A CUNT!

Not because he’s ginger I hasten to add, but that does nothing to help his cuntishness. It’s his incredible ability to bore the living arse off every man, beast, fowl and insect in every square meter of countryside. His irritating energy and enthusiasm, dressed in what looks like Man At C& A- Autumn wear circa 1985. His annoying habit of continually chattering as he hurls straw bales about for no other reason other than it probably makes him feel more rugged.

Smacking the arse of one of his Hereford Bullocks with an ‘Isn’t she a beauty’, and then carting her off to be slaughtered, the sandy skin toned callous bastard’s unrelenting eagerness never wanes. I swear that in one edition of Countryfile I saw one of his prize bullocks look at him as if to say ‘YOU GINGER TOSSER!’

Of course I am ignorant being a city dweller, and I know nothing about farming. I am sure Mr Henson would give me a good dressing down if he were to read this post. But I still think he’s a bit of a cunt! And I trust there will be plenty who would agree with me. Despite him being labelled the ‘Nation’s Favourite Farmer’.

Nominated by: Chris McMillan

John Barnes

Posted on April 25, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

John Barnes deserves to be cunted, for being…well…a cunt. He was on t.v. yesterday, whingeing about not being offered any managerial jobs because, y’know, “I is black innit”. I’ve done a little bit here and it turns out that, far from being denied a manager’s job because of racism, the reason he can’t get a job as manager, is because he’s shite.

He was head coach of Celtic for the 1999/2000 season, and did a piss poor job. He presided over Celtic’s shock loss to Inverness Caledonian Thistle. Anyone remember the headline in the Sun after that defeat? “Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious”. He was asked to leave shortly after that.

In 2008, he became manager of the Jamaican national team. To be fair, he actually did quite well with them. But it wasn’t what he wanted, so he got the manager’s job at Tranmere Rovers. He was shite. In his first fourteen games as manager, Tranmere won THREE matches. There’s a rumour that the players gave Barnes and his number 2, Jason McAteer the nickname “Dumb and Dumber”. He was sacked after a 5-0 loss to Milwall. He’s since applied for a job with the Rwandan national team.

I don’t like racists. But I really don’t like cunts who play the race card when they don’t get what they want, especially when there are more plausible explanations. In Barnes’ case that explanation is that he sucks donkey testicles when it comes to football management. And possibly because he talks so fast, no fucker knows what he’s saying. He’s just not cut out for management.

That’s not good enough for Barnes though. He doesn’t get jobs as a manager, because all us white people are fucking racist bastards. This cunt spent too much time in Liverpool. Their perpetual victimhood has rubbed of on him. Fuck you Barnes. If anyone is racist, it’s you.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Sarah Champion MP

Posted on April 25, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Labour MP for Rotherham Sarah Champion deserves a royal cunting for charging the tax payer £17 for a wreath last rememberence day.How long can you sink?Well I said Labour and Rotherham so I suppose I answered my own question.

It is funny how Labour hark on about tax dodging and the effect it has on public services when they are leaning their pockets with taxpayers money.Hypocrital cunts the lot of them. Maybe she got given her candidacy from her predecessor Denis McShane another Labour cunt who admitted that as a guardian reader he would feel uneasy speaking up about the Asian Rotherham peado gangs preying on vulnerable girls and was also imprisoned for expenses fiddling.

Notice how not one of the cunts who claims to make an “error” in their statements ever notices it until they have got caught? Anyway Sarah Champion is an expenses cheating cunt who is the first one to directly insult millions of dead soldiers as well as the taxpower.

Stupid champagne socialist grey streaked haired cunt!

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69