Tax avoidance clampdowns

tax-avoidance

I nominate any politician that claims they will raise money by ‘Clamping down on tax avoidance and tax evasion’.

Funny how this only becomes an issue at election time. Why the fuck are they not ‘Clamping down’ already? Every flippin’ election we hear this care-worn, means-nothing platitude. (Or is that an Australian marsupial?) What do these people do between elections? Not clamp down on tax evasion.? It makes me so angry I could throw the phone down.

Cunts, that’s what they are.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Matthias Mauch

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Matthias Mauch is a cunt…

This so-called ‘academic’ claims that the wave of 60s bands (Beatles, Stones, Who, Beach Boys, Byrds, Kinks, Hendrix etc) did not revolutionise music in any way… This overblown smug cunt states that hip hop ‘saved” popular music… So genuinely great singers, songwriters, producers and musicians did fuck all, yet some twat talking down a microphone while music ‘sampled’ (ie: ripped off) from other people’s work is in the background was better for music? This twat probably thinks Kanye West is more musically significant than Elvis…

He reminds me of Hans Keller: The smug and condescending smartarse cunt who attempted to dismiss Roger Waters and Syd Barrett on BBC TV after a Floyd performance in 1967… He was an arrogant know-all Kraut cunt too…

Nominated by: Norman

JK Rowling

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Rowling is a massive cunt. The hag is milking the Potter cow dry. The way she feeds ‘revelations’ to the disgusting Potter fanatics is pathetic. These cunts whipped themselves into a frenzy just becuase JK ‘revealed’ that Dumbledore was queer. A decrepit ancient 100 old wizard is gay? It doesn’t even add to the (already shit) story.

It’s just this silly bitch lapping up the arselicking off the Potter geeks because she knows they hang on every bit of bullshit that comes out of her mouth.

Maybe she should say ‘A golden prodigy has a fall from grace, becomes a right bastard, and he has a name beginning with V? Yeah, I did nick Vodlermort from Darth Vader….’

Thieving old witch…

Nominated by: Norman

Kiss

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Kiss are cunts…

Their music is mediocre at best but it’s not like they (or their fans apparently) care… Kiss are in it for the money and pussy… Kiss is a franchise and Gene Simmons is probably the only so-called rock star to be open about the only true motive why he’s part of it: business…. I applaud Mr. Simmons for his honesty but he’s still a ridiculous cunt..

Equally stupid as his music are his so-called political views…

Nominated by: Norman

Chelsea FC

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Chelsea FC are cunts.

Has there ever been a more dull and boring title win during the Premier League era? This is like Celtic winning the SPL without any threat or competition.

Chelsea are the most boring league champions since George Graham’s Arsenal and their offside trap (I remember that classic VHS: ‘Arsenal – 100 Great 0-0 Draws’). I know my lot aren’t up to much at the moment, but I am glad Mourinho never came to Old Trafford. The football would have been negative as fuck.

The antithesis of Busby and The Doc. Mourinho would just have been a more arrogant Dave Sexton…

Nominated by: Norman