John Sewel (otherwise known as Lord Coke) has been caught at it and had to resign. Waiting for the commie espionage connection to emerge for this former Blair brown noser. Happy days!
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Nothing good has came out of Twatter or Fumbler.
Now excuse me gents as I have day filled with Hashish, Fart Porn, Video Games and Music. You raping bastards will never understand how difficult my life is.
Nominated by: Titslapper
You know the types, “like O M G” or “L O L” or even worse use a website name “You’re confused.com”
They should all be rounded up, forced to work for nothing, fed on Iceland Turkey Twizzlers and treated to endless repeats of TOWIE until they die live on TV – we could call it “I’m a fucking retard, get me out of here and bury me now”
Presented by Ant & Dec of course!
Nominated by: Jimmy Savile’s corpse
Fuckers chomped their way through two of my courgette plants last night.
Don’t even get me started on ants.
Nominated by: Fleaboy
Slugs and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That’s what little boys are made of !
“Sugar and spice and all things nice
That’s what little girls are made of!”
Corbyn and Harman come to mind. One right out of two ain’t bad…
Nominated by: Dioclese
I don’t know why he was allowed to do that considering he had nothing to do with Empire(besides co-writing) as Irvin Kershner directed it. George Lucas is a fucking fat cunt who can’t take criticism and he ruined the prequels those movies are shite. If I was Disney I wouldn’t have bought the rights to the franchise, cause they can’t make it any better or outdo Empire. The story has to many plot holes and to much going on. And Jar Jar Binks.
Wow that Mr.Lucas is a Fucking Cunt.
Nominated by: Titslapper