Fake titties

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Fake titties are cunts. Especially the saline type which look and feel about as natural sticking a couple of cricket balls to your chest with sellotape. Silicon ones are slightly better in that they feel marginally more realistic but they still don’t look right.

If there are any ladies out there thinking about having fake tits let me implore you not to do it. The only type of bloke you are going to attract with fake titties are cunts and if your present man wants you to do it then dump the cunt immediately, no trial separation, pack the cunts bags for him and give him his cards.

A nice big pair of squishy wobbly sagging tits, preferably with stretch marks are the way to go.

As for breast reductions, they are an abomination and should be outlawed.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

( Just a little something for the weekend. Ed. )

Claire Askew

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Claire Askew is a cunt…

Anyone who describes themselves on Twatter (without a hint of irony or humour) as an “Intersectional feminist poet, writer, teacher, groupwork leader” has to be a cunt the size of that sinkhole in the Mancunian Way….

Nominated by: Norman

Kelly Cates

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Kelly Cates (nee Dalglish), presenter of the new pile of arsewank on Channel 5 called Football League Tonight, an utter abomination of a football highlights show, as with all new TV shows it’s all about ‘fans’ ramblings on Twitter, come on get involved with the hashtag #IAMAFUCKINGNARCISSISTCUNT

She has a face that resembles Odo from Star Trek DS9 (or she sat too close to a naked flame and her face melted)

She is only on TV because her Daddy was Liverpool (legend?) Kenny Dalglish and has about as much sex appeal as a holed-out Melon with fake hair glued to it to resemble pubes, Her voice annoys the hell out of me to the point I want to stick pens in my ears.

Nominated by: Boaby

Charlotte Church [2]

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Millionaire Charlotte Church had a go at somebody for ‘being a comfortable millionaire with an opinion…’ Well, that makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?
From a millionaire tart who can never shut the fuck up…

Is she really that stupid or just an out and out cunt? Probably both…. The silly Welsh slag should go into comedy, as she’s fucking hilarious…

Nominated by: Norman

Charlotte Church was on Question Time last week spouting off that one of the reasons behind the rise of ISIS in Syria is climate change/drought. Didn’t see it myself, but I can well believe she’d talk shite!

Shut your fucking bone shute you welsh cunt!

Nominated by: Lou Smorrels

Susan Calman

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Susan Calman, lesbian Scotch BBC darling has been awarded series of her own on Radio 4 to continue to demonstrate what a desperately unfunny, chippy cunt she is. What CAN people see in her?

There is not much hope for Radio 4 really. Perhaps I should cunt them again? And that whining lefty cunt Jeremy Hardy. What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Jack Savage