Nicola Sturgeon [5]

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Time to re-cunt the repugnant Nicola Sturgeon who is now demanding a second independence referendum unless David Cameron reverses his welfare cuts and halts plans to renew Trident.

What was that about the previous referendum “settling the issue for a generation” you hypocritical cunt…?

The people of Scotland are reportedly referring to Sturgeon as a “national treasure” (and regulars on here know that is code for “cunt”). Personally I think national treasures should be treated the same way as any kind of treasure – bury it in a field in Lincolnshire and let Phil Harding dig it up and wank over it in two thousand years time.

Nominated by: Fred West

The Corrs

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The Corrs are cunts…

Described by those cunts at the Daily Mirror as ‘making a comeback with a dramatic new look…’ They look the fucking same as they did the last time they were about…

But their real cuntitude is in their ‘music…’ Insipid, watered down bollocks… A dreadful Frankenstein type monster of crappy soft AOR, the sort of shite that is perfect for chick-flick soundtracks and dreadful ‘diddly diddly’ bogtrotter violin bllocks on every fucking track they do… Their ‘cover’ of Fleetwood Mac’s, ‘Dreams’ is one of the biggest and smelliest turds ever committed to vinyl or CD….

They are cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

The Royal British Legion

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I would like to nominate the British Legion for a total cunting.

You would think it difficult to cunt off such a fine and outstanding organisation however as a member I would like to state my case.

The legion was founded at the end of the first world war and has made a lot of precedence on that particular war and its veterans to the almost exclusion of other veterans from other conflicts (and trust me there has been a fair few since then).

To whit with the above, with my legion magazine I seem to be inundated with offers for incontinence pads, rubber pants, lap trays, plastic tat, hearing aids, commemorative plates, in fact every conceivable item that I would expect to find in a charity shop or residential home. In fact since stepping down from active service I have been targeted with these mailshots to the extent that I actually wonder how I managed to do the job with my leaky bladder, joint pain, deafness, poor eyesight and bowel issues!

Seeing that this has been going on since I was 32 I would like to cunt the legion for its shit marketing department.

Nominated by: Lord Benny

Poppy Nazis

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I nominate the fucking Poppy Nazis Cunts (oxymoron intended), who feel so morally outraged at a shite (but still fuckable) actress for not wearing a poppy on tv.

Surely the selfless generation that fought and died for freedom that are remembered and celebrated by the poppy, did so so that their descendants would have the personal freedom of choice to do what the fuck they like, within reason. Have these zealots got fuck all better to do than shout ‘Disrespect’ at the top of their lungs.

On a par with Griefjackers, cunts!

Nominated by: Lord Flashcunt

Sharm El Sheikh tourists

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Sharm El Sheikh is a cunt – not the place as it is a cunt infested shithole anyway. But the cunts that pack into the cheapest deal possible to get to a beach, facebook selfies of them eating 2 cent burgers and kababs, but not then wander why they cant get home as some raghead has taken out 240 souls switching bags at the airport.

And blaming the charter cheap airline, airport employees, the UK and in fact anyone but themselves, that they cannot get home.

Egypt. It started the Arab Spring, its overthrown a government, jailed Media who try to prove what cunts the are, Sharm has had a terrorist bomb PRIOR to ISIS but cunts love it as its cheap and its sunny.

Heres some advice for these people. Its cheap for a reason – and though you say you feel as safe there as you do in the Tube of London, here is the price for not going to a normal part of the world for a safe holiday.

Your kids will hate you from now on as well.

Fuck Egypt, Fuck Sharm El Sheik and any person that goes there.

Nominated by: King Cunt