Lionel Messi [2]

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Lionel Messi is a greedy cunt.

Just been landed with a 21 month jail term for tax evasion in Spain although unlikely to do any time.
When you’re getting €40m a year do you really need to fiddle.

Stupid thick greedy Argie cunt.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Angela Eagle [4]

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Too soon to re-cunt Angela Eagle? “I’m in it to win it… I won’t be doing any backroom deals” said Angela Eagle, just hours before doing a backroom deal and withdrawing her campaign in order to give ex-Pfizer lobbyist Owen Smith a clear run at Corbyn.

The shortest leadership campaign in history? And most likely Eagle will be de-selected by her local constituency party too which has already passed a vote of No Confidence in her, although the Labour NEC describes the vote as “invalid” since the NEC has conveniently banned all local party meetings, AGMs, etc etc until AFTER the leadership election. And they accuse Corbyn of being Stalinist…!

Bunch of cunts, the lot of them.

Nominated by: Fred West

Mick Jagger [2]

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‘Sir’ Mick Jagger is a cunt…

Any other 72 year old who got a 29 year old woman up the duff would be called a dirty old cunt…. And that’s what he is… The old knobhead is pathetic… He’s so vain and full of that ‘Peter Pan’ bollocks that he can’t go out with a woman of his own age group, as he probably thinks he’s the man and that it’s beneath him…

That other wrinkled old prune, Rod Stewart is similar: a lecherous old cunt who shags birds young enough to be his daughter… And Hugh Hefner, with his harem of peroxide, plastic titted prozzies… Dirty old cunts….

Nominated by: Norman

Lucy Beaumont

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Lucy Beaumont – she ticked all the boxes to win the BBC Radio 2 new comic of the year in 2012 , unfunny and female and utterly shit. She has even had her own series on BBC radio lately and it was eye-wateringly unfunny.

A sound reason for the scrapping of the shitfest that is the BBC.

Nominated by: One Hull of a Cunt