Richard Branson [4]

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Richard Branson needs a cunting (AGAIN) because apparently that entitles twerp cunt ” has held secret talks with Theresa May in an effort to boost his plea for a second referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union (EU).”

Cunty cunt cunt cunt.

He sees himself as such an authority on the economy that only his opinion matters and he has told Mrs May Brexit would cause “long-term damage [to Britain’s economy”] that is on the verge of going beyond repair”.

What a self opinionated cunt of a man Branson is.

Sir cunty Bollocks also didn’t want the meeting interpreted as him offering support for Mrs May’s leadership bid, “although it was unclear whether he had also discussed his views on the referendum with any of the other four candidates for the Tory crown”
What a cunt faced cunt.

The entitled cunt then went on to attempt blackmail by saying “his company had cancelled a deal to acquire an unnamed UK-based company in the wake of the referendum result.”

He is such a cunt.

Nominated by: Kath

Fuck Richard Branson, the dumb cunt! I’m gonna illegally download all his company’s music just to spite the bastard.

He screwed over a lot of his own label’s musicians so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind because stealing and rebellion is so punk rock right Richard?

Nevermind the bollocks here’s Richard Branson the bellend!

Nominated by: Titslapper

Richard Branson is a fucking weird beard hypocrite.

A fucking tax exile who lives on his own private island, telling those of us who DO live here how to vote.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Theresa May [2]

"I told a porky this big, and got away with it!"

“I told a porky this big, and got away with it!”

Theresa May is spouting shite
Vote for her – get Brexit-lite
In or out don’t be deceived
If she gets in we’ll never leave

Nominated by: Poet and don’t know it!

Saint Theresa will tell you anything you want to hear to get to number 10.

We’re not interested in uniting the Conservative, Theresa. We’re interested in carrying out the wishes of the British people in a referendum to leave the EU and anyone who believes you will deliver that is living in cloud cuckoo land.

Turncoat Theresa is an untrustworthy cunt who puts personal power before of the will of the people. Urquhart would be proud of her…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Football [4]

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As a kid I loved playing football but as you get older and see the state of professional football you realise what a joke it is.

You can’t go in the pub on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon without hearing tattooed balding blokes in their 40’s wittering on about 20 somethings kicking a bag of air around a field and getting paid a fortune for it while 50,000 mugs pay 60 quid a game to go and watch it.

And even worse when the football is on at the pub, you can’t have a quiet chat with your mates because of all the 40 year old knobheads shouting “Ref that’s a fucking pen ya cunt” you’re the fucking cunt mate, you’re talking to a fucking telly he can’t hear you.

A sport played by braindead idiots for the entertainment of braindead idiots, football is the new religion.

Nominated by: MrG 1985

Andy Burnham [2]

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Andy Burnham is indeed a puppet-faced cunt. Looks like he’s been sculpted by Gerry Anderson – two parts Scott Tracy to one part Captain Scarlet.

Fucking principle-free opportunistic cunt can fuck right off.

Nominated by: Fred West and TooManyCunts

BARB

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BARB deserve a good cunting.

BARB have 5000, yes you heard that correctly, a mere 5000 boxes in supposed family homes in the UK. From this 5000 they claim to be able to extrapolate the viewing figures for the whole of the country.

So when BBC quote a viewing figure of 10 million for the Bake-Off program what that actually means is about 900 of those boxes were watching it, never mind the fact that no one I know in my social circle watched it, but according to BARB 1 in 6 people in the UK did.

You can guarantee those boxes are in the homes of major employees of BBC, ITV, C4 & C5.

Fuck TV, but above all fuck the BBC

Nominated by: Boaby