BBC Weather Forecasts

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BBC Weather deserves a thorough cunting.

Just watched the post 10pm BBC PC Fest weather (formerly known as the news) and in a 3min slot the cunts basically told us the weather we’d already had today for 2mins (which they got wrong yesterday, i.e., no rain but windy where I live when in fact it was pretty still but pissed it down), followed by tomorrow’s guess of “bright but cloudy, dry but with some showers, and calm with the occasional hurricane.”

And to add insult to injury they now want soft cunts to ring/text/tweet/Facebook what the weather is like where they live now. Why? To cross check it against the lies their brand new £100m “Super Computer” states (remember that, the cunts were creaming themselves about that in January and it’s been about as accurate as flipping a coin, or a couple of pine cones ever since) – so they can “update as necessary”!

Bet the purchase order was for a refurbished ZX81 and the top met office brass divvied up the remaining £99,999,990 between themselves.

I wouldn’t let the cunts predict their own birthdays! Cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Caitlyn Jenner

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What is a cunt is Caitlyn Jenner. The media insist on calling her erm her so for the sake of not wanting to be branded trans phobic (when I were a lad a tranny was a van where endless good time were to be had in the back) she didn’t like Gervais’s joke about women drivers at her expense.

This “woman” has milked the hell out of her gender reassignment but now all of a sudden it’s a taboo subject?

Gervais has made a living out of poor taste jokes and fatal accidents aren’t funny but Jenner’s problem isn’t related to the feelings of the deceased her problem is with Gervais mocking her gender (Girl Power?).

You can be whatever sex you want to be Bruce, in my eyes you’ll never qualify as being female but like your choice to change genders that’s my choice.

Your gender is questionable and open to opinion but as a human being you’re shit.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Chris Boardman

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chris Boardman is a whining motherfucker of a cunt and a complete bag of shite.

He appears on BBC breakfast complaining about “the dangers” he and his cunt fellow bicyclers face when using the roads (or pavements) that they don’t pay for and expecting motorists to fund “special cycle lanes”. Fuck off you cheeky cunt!!! It would be better to send these retards to special schools to learn the meaning of road signs, traffic lights and pavements..

The sad thing is he probably believes all his half witted bullshit about “saving the planet” and thinks that anyone gives a flying fuck about what he thinks about his playtime on kid’s toys.

What makes it a sport anyway ? Is it cos they all like to dress up as faggots ? He even admitted on national TV that he encourages his brats to cycle on the pavement because “it’s safer”. It’s illegal you fuckwit !! Why hasn’t he been prosecuted ? Probably cos he up the xchief constables’ arse.

What a complete cunt !

Nominated by: Sir Chris Hoy Cunt