Tim Farron [2]

Posted on October 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

This Limp Dump Tim Farron cunt is a seriously deluded bastard!

A man who parliamentary party comprises 8 MPs seriously suggested this week that his party can provide a serious challenge to the Tories because they don’t have a clue about Brexit. Farron, of course, knows all about Brexit which is why he thinks it would be a good idea and a vote winner to defy the will of the electorate and scrap the whole thing. Fucking twat!

Then, just to cap it off, he reckons that the bye-election result in Witney – where the Limp Dumps beat Labour into third place – signals their return to the big league of three party politics. Big three? Has the dim fucker never heard of the SNP? FFS his party has the same number of MPs as the Democratic Unionist Party and they’re not suggesting they’re in the top league at Westminster!

No, Farron is definitely living in a fantasy world – like Hitler sitting in his Berlin bunker moving non-existent armies around a map of Europe. Time he woke up, took the rest of his rump party with him and fucked right off, the cunt!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Bernard Cazeneuve

Posted on October 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Need to cunt Bernard Cazeneuve, the French equivalent of the Home Secretary for saying “the british must take on their moral responsibilities” . This is in relation to taking in child migrants from the so called jungle.

Now listen you cunt, we have no responsibility, moral or otherwise for these violent potential terrorist bastards.

Did we have a moral obligation to let in the last lot who invaded you and wanted to come to this country in 1940 ? No, we stood our ground and that’s what we should do now.

How is that just because someone travels a long way and wants to come here that places a moral obligation on us.

It’s your problem you French cuntbubble not ours. Burn the fucking jungle and shift those violent cunts back to whichever flyblown shithole they came from.

Nominated by: Johnson

Carey Mulligan

Posted on October 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Carey Mulligan. Until yesterday I was blissfully unaware of the cunt but today she has forced herself into my bubble, teddy bear in hand, demanding that I give a fuck about Syrian children getting killed (as if children have more right to life than adults).

Aparently she formed her opinions on the subject while visiting a refugee camp while pregnant last year. What is it with these luvie cunts? Why don’t they go to Spain or Greece on there holidays like normal people? It’s no wonder she got the arse if she went on an all inclusive deal with Thomsons to a refugee camp.

Anyway, what she saw there compelled her to call for “something to be done”. Right you are, love. What would you suggest? A no fly zone? War with Russia? Nice one. Since when was UK policy dictated by a hormonal pregnant woman on a far from satisfactory holiday? Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

TV Game Shows

Posted on October 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

TV Game Shows need to be cunted,

If you watch any of them they all have this shit lighting and crap sets, all the cunts on them seem to be dressed by the show as they never have any labels on their clothes. The prizes are fucking crap (especially on the BBC) or way too hard to win and it’s makes me wonder why the cunts bother going on the ‘Shows’. I remember Bullseye and The Price Is Right from when I was younger and they were alright nowadays it’s mostly shit. Why anyone would go on TV to try and win a grand is beyond me.

Nominated by: Black and White cunt

Neighbours [2]

Posted on October 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Neighbours are cunts. Mine are chavs. They complain but don’t realise it cuts both ways.

I got threatened about waking up the jailbird’s precious daughter last November. Before the school holidays had finished they complained about my kids bring up at 10.00 saying that their precious little criminal cunt was getting into a routine to go back to school. Two nights later when the little cunt was presumably at her auntie’s the thug wankstain cunt was drilling the walls at ten past two in the morning. My smart daughter recorded it. The next night when my kids were asleep I could hear the cunt mini-chav yawping at 11.30 at night.

Just to give you some idea of what an anti-social nuisance I am, I am a 62 year old single parent doing the best I can for two children. Yes I shouldn’t have had kids at my age but I didn’t realise I was going to be left rowing the boat whilst my cunt missus was drilling holes in the stern. I’m not complaining though. I’ve worked all my life and paid tax. I’m not a nuisance.

The chavs next door have got no obvious signs of earning an income, drive a better car than me and are all round piss takers. I’ll have to have a word with the cunt’s probation officer because the chav twat’s out on licence for house breaking and battering women. They can wait.

Summat shit’ll happen to them. Cunts.

Nominated by: Alan Fistula

I hate my neighbours because they are the most inconsiderate, selfish, unreasonable bunch of bastards you could ever have the misfortune to come across. They block my drive, park on my front garden and generally abuse me at every opportunity.

They love doing exactly what they like, whenever they like, and have absolutely no respect for my property.

Pretty much everything in the following song is true!

Nominated by: Chas C