Benedict Cumberbatch [3]

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Benedict Cuntberbatch is so much of a cunt, he is going to get a triple cunting….

1. Another from the rich kids school (Ronson, Swift, Delevigne etc)… Got into acting through his posh parents and their connections… Then helps to ruin the Sherlock Holmes legend by making it a load of PC poofter and wimmin infested shite… The cunt even had his posh parents in the Sherlock series (same goes for that Freeman cunt…. A crap actress getting a big part in it, just because he’s slipping her one!)…

2. Poncing about like a pretentious cunt with David Gilmour… Gilmour apparently doesn’t have time to reunite Floyd, or work with Roger Waters… But he’ll play on stage with that posturing luvvie, Benedict Cumbercunt…

3. Cuntberbatch is another of the ‘refugees welcome’ mob… But when asked if he would actually take these muzzie parasites in himself, old Cuntbertwat makes the excuse that his house is ‘gutted’, that it is empty and has no electric… He then said he had a baby in his ‘flat’ (ie: swanky pad) and has ‘no spare room’… First off: I doubt this whopper of a luvvie lives in a normal sized flat… Second: He also conveniently omitted that he could buy virtually any house – with fixtures and fittings – in the UK just like that…

He’s basically yet another fake bleeding heart double standards all talk and no do plastic liberal celebrity cunt….

Nominated by: Norman

Motorcyclists

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There have been a spate of nominations on this site recently to cunt all cyclists as lycra wearing, pro peloton riding cunts.

Whilst there are indeed cunts who ride bikes to tarnish us all with the same brush is taking the piss.

Yes we may be a fucking nuisance as you have to give us a mere 2ft by the curb as you blow past at 60mph, but cyclist are nothing compared to the reckless cunts on motorcycles, therefor they deserve a cunting.

A prime example for your perusal, it should be no surprise this guy is now dead (2012) and as much as he is a cunt for this stunt, you somehow have to admire his fucking death-wish

So in conclusion, yes there are some cyclist who are cunts, yes there are some motor-bikers who are cunts and there are certainly car drivers, taxi drivers, van drivers and lorry drivers who are cunts.

But the biggest cunts of all are actors, politicians, singers and anyone in the fucking media

Nominated by: Boaby

Madonna [3]

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Apparently Madonna is offering oral sex to anyone who votes for Clinton.

That’s a pretty good reason for not voting for her in my book!

Madonna and Clinton – two cunts for the price of one!

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Cronut

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I have just had my day ruined by the Cronut. When I woke I was blissfully unaware of the cronut, sadly no more….

The cronut is a cross between a croissant and a doughnut and was “invented” by some frenchist ponce in New York but is now available in UK. Well London, but hey London is all that counts, right?

Cunts are willing to queue for an hour at 7 am for the honour of paying a fiver each for one. How empty must your life be that a baked product takes on such significance?

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Alistair Burt MP

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Alistair Burt, conservative MP for N.E. Bedfordshire is a cunt. He has just been on Sky telling us how the government needs to take into account the desires of car makers and banks when negotiating brexit.

Fuck off you cunt! If big business had its way there would be no brexit at all. It is the people who should decide what brexit looks like – not the establishment!

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart