Lego

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The new Liberal Globalist Lego sets are out next year. They’re avoiding an Xmas release in case that offends, opting for a more culturally acceptable date of May 27th 2017.

In this set all of the bits look the same except the connecting holes don’t quite fit depending on which set you use.

Over time all the pieces get thrown together (as is usual with a large collection of Lego) and the builder has to either force the pieces together (with the special blue and yellow hammer – one supplied with each independent set), or – over time – discover which pieces do fit together and create substructures of one set within the body of the main set.

Eventually the pieces of the main set disappear being replaced entirely by various substructures from many different sets.

Once you have achieved this you can then apply for the Liberal Globalist Technical set. This set does not match with any connector from any set other than it’s own but it does provide a lot of motors and gears to control all of the other sets, and where all of Lego characters in that bit wear black suits, briefcases and carry blue and yellow agendas.

Later on there’s the Liberal Globalist Lego Entertainment Edition where the homes, palaces and islands of the rich and famous are recreated. They look like they can be mixed with any other standard set but the reality being that when you try and place a standard piece in there (after being welcomed in), as they are magnetic, repel the standard pieces as though they weren’t wanted there in the first place after all.

The Liberal Globalist Technical and Entertainment sets can be made to work together so long as you don’t mind splashing out on some like-minded adapters (which only the very rich can afford).

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!