A cunting for Nestles please (or Nestlé if you want to be poncy about it).

Not content with acquiring major British confectionery brands, the fuckers have removed the Toffee Deluxe from what was Mackintosh’s Quality Street. They’ve ignored the old adage “If it ain’t broke, don’t mend it.”

Bah fucking humbug. Christmas wrecking, meddling CUNTS!

Nominated by: Alan Fistula