It goes without saying that this bloke is an absolute cunt, but if there is still doubt in anyone’s mind, take a look at this video.

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Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero, the fucking twat wants to reduce England’s green and pleasant land to a dystopian waste ground full of Chinese wind turbines and pylons.
He somehow talks like he has a gobful of marbles and through his arse at the same time. A weird and ugly fucker, the Germans have a wonderful word to describe him; Backpfeifengesicht. A face in need of a fist.

Nominated by : Duke of Cuntshire

And seconded by Geordie Twatt:

I would like to second DoC’s nomination of the Messiah Miliband.

The Earth was ravaged with fire, the seas boiled and the tempests raged. So the Lord thy Keir decided it was time for the second coming of His Son to rid the world of this distress.
And lo, His Son was called Ed, and the Lord thy Keir said unto Ed ‘Go forth and multiply the bird mincers, pylons and Noddy cars, for these alone will save the World’.
So Ed came down to Earth and closed the fossil fuel industry because it was the work of the Devil. The people were uneasy about this, but Ed said unto them ‘I know best, Serfs, for I am the second coming of the Lord and I am cleverer than you. Follow me and I will lead you to the promised land, then the peoples of other lands will follow us too, for I am the Messiah, sent by the Lord thy Keir to save the World’.
But over time there was much anguish amongst the Serfs who became poor, cold and hungry. The peoples of other lands were asked to do as Ed had done, and they all said as one ‘Fuck off you idiot’. The Lord thy Keir foresaw the people exacting the same revenge on His second Son as happened to His first, so Ed was given the job of Minister for Paperclips instead, which suited his abilities rather better.

Praise be to Keir.

Robyn Vinter, North of England correspondent for the Guardian, and puppet-faced hater of the English Gammons.

‘the whiplash when you’re celebrating the lovely talented nice footballers and then it cuts to the stands and you remember what people in England actually look like’

Twatter.

Another liberal-left child who hates the British working class. Worked for JOE Politics, just like fellow media cunt Ava Santina Evans.

As Brendan O’Neill said, the very people who keep food on the shelves, the gas, water and electricity flowing, the trains and buses running, her favourite boutiques in luxury items, her favourite cafes supplied with avocado and quinoa and the roads clear and streets clean.

Vinter is yet another disgusting, out-of-touch Guardian women, in tradition of Bidisha, Jessica Valenti and Marina Hyde.

Welcome to Is A Cunt, you fucking moomin.

Moominated by : Cuntamus Prime

The never ending propaganda and public brainwashing in UK tv adverts

OK, so if you were an alien visiting this shithole of a country and sat down with some tv, after watching the adverts you would conclude the vast majority of the UK population were gay, disabled, of ‘colour’, in a mixed race relationship, or single mums or dads. Being in a white heterosexual mixed gender relationship, would be a minority group.

..so what about the UK animal population? Are they being left out and under represented….not just as mere animals, but apparently the UK is home to quite a few gay animals, as this new just eat advert suggests.

I am now waiting for the next just eat bollocks, which will include a blick polar bear who identifies as a whale and a 7 legged octopus in a wheelchair.

Fuck me, what a fucked up world…or at least the uk- is.

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Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

I don’t know about the Afghan imports but increasingly I find I need a fucking translator when visiting thre local abbatoir Hospital. While administrators and receptionists seem to be useless white wimmin oafs necking cream buns and mincing soy boys with beards and tattoo sleeves, the majority of clinical minions seem to be a range of hues, none of them white. This wouldn’t be an issue if they coukd speak English clearly, but they can’t. It’s very hard to understand a lot of them. It’s not motivated by any racism, it ‘s just an observation from the past 3-4 years. Even some of the junior doctors have trouble explaining procedures, results etc.

It’s not just the impenetrable accents, but the confused and muddled pronounciation and word usage..

Collapsed when they constricted.

Sedation when they mean preparation.

They even struggle to communicate basic instructions to patients positioning themselves on a bed or examination couch.

Under the tories, it has been more ‘cost-effective’ to recruit from the likes of the Philippines, India and Nigeria than train up home grown nurses and technicians.

I’m not against foreign doctors and clinical specialists coming here if we need them, but for fuck’s sake make sure they can speak English to the level of a graduate, especially those with heavy accents.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

Yet another nomination for this little Concorde nosed , oily half pint dictator. Within hours of Dame Kweer announcing the abandonment of planning rules, the little arsehole has given permission for greenbelt land to be built on in Feltham, which in saner days used to be in Middlesex. These days it is part of Khan’s shit-stained little fiefdom. Khan is apparently too ignorant to know that at present, this is PROPOSED legislation – sure it will get through, but it is not, as yet, on the statute book so the little dark dwarf has jumped the gun.

His excuse is that “affordable” housing which is part of his “plan” will be built – 120 in all, hardly enough to take one boat load of dinghy freeloaders, 1000 of whom has arrived since lardarse Starmer arrived in Downing Street.

On thing for sure – Saddick will never suffer from piles – he is the perfect arsehole:

The Standard.

Nominated by : W. C. Bogg